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Hello, so I need some pick up lines for me, please help. 

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  • If they don't go "AWWWWW" you're fired.

 

Good luck, please give me some pickup jokes. I need this, for a very special someone, 

I believe in you guys. 

 

(No Joke, I will fire you, I don't wanna cringe at the site of my retardedness.)

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“I’m trying to write a book and I’m stuck on this part. Do you think you could help?” She will more than likely say yes, then you say “It’s a phone book and I need your number.”

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i want to paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado

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5 minutes ago, Caution said:

i want to paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado

 

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6 minutes ago, Caution said:

i want to paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado

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5 hours ago, Caution said:

i want to paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado

 

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Yoooo Watch Dat in the sky it starsssss , 1 of the stars are you out of my many girlfriends cause I have a big egoooo

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G99d a99 B9ickUpwaez Lize

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If you were a guy, and I were a guy, and I was gay, and you were gay, I would take you out on a date.

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23 minutes ago, paggos said:

If you were a guy, and I were a guy, and I was gay, and you were gay, I would take you out on a date.

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"Who are you again?"

 

Guaranteed to get your girl

 

 

 

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"If I had a diamond for every time i thought've you, I'd have one, because since I first saw you you've never left my mind"'

 

if you don't play the craft she won't take the shaft - Aristotle 

 

 

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Hey girl, you lookin' for a stud?

 

I got the STD, all I need is U.

 

 

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28 minutes ago, delirium said:

Don't take any advice from this thread except for @Caution's I can confirm that line works

the hilarious thing is people talk shit, but on tinder that line will 100% of the time get you a response from your match

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24 minutes ago, Caution said:

the hilarious thing is people talk shit, but on tinder that line will 100% of the time get you a response from your match

@fantastic if this doesn't work for you then thank you for breaking his statistical record

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40 minutes ago, Caution said:

the hilarious thing is people talk shit, but on tinder that line will 100% of the time get you a response from your match

bro he's like in high school he ain't tryna get into some freaky shit I think he actually cares abt her. I mean he's asking people online for help...

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3 minutes ago, Amazing said:

bro he's like in high school he ain't tryna get into some freaky shit I think he actually cares abt her. I mean he's asking people online for help...

oh

 

yeah don’t listen to anything i say then

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20 minutes ago, Black Rain said:

@fantastic if this doesn't work for you then thank you for breaking his statistical record

im too wholesome for tinder so i could never send that, im only getting lonely asian women who arent my type

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12 minutes ago, Amazing said:

bro he's like in high school he ain't tryna get into some freaky shit I think he actually cares abt her. I mean he's asking people online for help...

"Hey girl. I'm a gamer. Would you like to join us at steam(hyphen)gamers.net?"

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11 minutes ago, Caution said:

oh

 

yeah don’t listen to anything i say then

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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"Hey girl. I'm a gamer. Would you like to join us at steam(hyphen)gamers.net?"

bruh, I ain't trying to flex my CS:GO no life to a girl.

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@Caution thoughts?

 

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update, its been  4 hours and she hasn't asked me to do the deed yet.

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