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This thread deserves a sticky by default anyway. Post Chuck Norris jokes.

 

Chuck Norris knows what Willis is talking about

 

Chuck Norris CAN believe its not butter.

 

Chuck Norris was supposed to appear on Survivor, but he killed all the contestants and nobody is brave enough to go get the footage.

 

They were gonna make Chuck Norris toilet paper, but Chuck Norris dosen't take shit from anybody.

 

Chuck Norris eats beef jerky, craps it out as a fine powder, uses it as gunpowder, and uses it to shoot a cow. Rinse and Repeat. This is now known as the food chain.

 

Post more. This is off the top of my head.

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When Chuck Norris jumps into a pool, Chuck Norris doesnt get wet, the pool gets Chuck Norris.

 

Giraffes were created when Chuck Norris uppercut a horse.

 

Some kids wear Superman PJs. Superman wears Chuck Norris PJs.

 

I have more, if I remember them I'll post.

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I love the chuck norris ones lol, here in england we have one for Martin Skirtle he started a little fight in football so everyone just messes about with that like

 

Skirtle can strangle you with a cordless phone

 

Skirtle isnt afraid of the dark, the dark is afraid of skirtle etc...

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chuck norris can beat connect 4 in three turns.

 

chuck norris doesnt get frostbite, he bites frost.

 

chuck norris can slam a revolving door.

 

chuck norris can kill two stones with one bird.

 

every night when the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for chuck norris.

 

chuck norris does not sleep, he waits.

 

chuck norris is why waldo is hiding.

 

lol those are the only ones i can remember off the top of my head.

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