My Gma's devious plot

[Frostbyte]

Its only really effective if you see the hand gestures.

 

LOL

[Tcp-Kill]

Your grandmother has the right idea, and that made me lol modgers.

 

We changed our phone and we don't get like any telemarketers any more; although someone called me and asked if i was Mr. kahn or some weird name.

[VirDeBello]

I ask them if they wanna buy any of my stuff and keep going on about it until they hang up.

[Guest Vivian556]

When I was a kid they would call for my mom and i would say that she was dead.

I use to get mad at them for calling for my mom since she really was dead.. Those bastards.. >_>

[MtrxMn]

Do you have a soul? lmao

[MtrxMn]

One of my personal favorites:

 

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-Modgers

 

Nice find.

[Acessed]

When I was younger if someone rang asking for my mum i'd panic.

[XeNo]

When I was younger if someone rang asking for my mum i'd panic.

Are you a virgin?

[Lux]

When these bastards ring it's either people in India who I can't understand and are clueless, people ringing asking for people who moved house 7 YEARS AGO, a mixture of both of the above or automated messages saying "Hello. Why not take advantage of a government scheme to...." or "Do you have debts over £15k?......" basically debt free companies who are tossers and send the same messages to every house every single day. RINGING 10 TIMES WON'T MAKE US GET A DEBT SO YOU CAN GET A BONUS!

[Suffering Knave]

I remember once a telemarketer called and I acted normal then all of a sudden just start crying and he was like "What did I say? Uhhh....I have business to attend to. Goodbye" Instant click lol. If he's gonna call houses he has to have a back lol