post wt u wanna brag about

[Nasdaqian]

i just became a reg and broke wrist.(usin mobile )

[Creeping Death]

ummm ok i guess i just beat gta 100% all trophies

[Omar]

I was close getting laid with your mom 2 weeks ago?

She was hot, but I rejected her because it was our first time being together.

Oh and my dad just paid for xbox live.. 12 months.

Without me doing any contribution even though It's my 360.

[Cromyth]

I have a penis?

[Guest Vivian556]

I have a 12 and a half inch penis.

[Tyler]

I went to sleep

[DontDrunkImShoot]

I got food from the fridge with a coke on the side and said. yum..

[SneakySnake]

Im eating terriyaki.

Im eating teriyaki while using my ipod touch.

Im eating teriyaki while using my ipod touch to look the Sushipedia.

 

I bought a slushie today.

 

This teriyaki is delicious.

 

TCP's a fag.

 

I can put a big cotton ball in my ear.

 

I have mastered "0 x ?" multiplication tables.

 

My teriyaki comes with rice and vegitables.

 

I stole money form the ground, many times.

 

I memerized "Im on a boat" and "Jizz in my pants".

 

The cotton balls are REALLY big.

 

I dyed my hair.

 

I have like 10 dollars in my wallet.

 

Im a certified open water scuba diver.

 

I hate mudkips.

 

My iPod Touch is 32 GiGs.

 

I beat Prototype twice already (Got it 2 days ago).

 

I have a pistol.

 

I just finished eating my teriyaki .

[Metal]

I like mudkips and anime

and jpop

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[matt 187]

I slept with your mother 9 months before you where born

 

That's about it.