Dirty Sanchez Posted September 10, 2009 Content Count: 1552 Joined: 08/31/09 Status: Offline Share Posted September 10, 2009 I can't find it, but a while ago, a guy wrote about how he farted on his sleeping Roommate, and accidentally pooped on his face, then his Roommate beat the shit out of him. Link to comment
Akaru Posted September 10, 2009 Content Count: 1000 Joined: 06/12/09 Status: Offline Share Posted September 10, 2009 I was going to submit one. Today, I was in a deep moment of thought. I remember my name is Leslie. Then I remembered I am a guy. FML. Haha. You guys think this is any good? Link to comment
TheVirus Posted September 10, 2009 Content Count: 3391 Joined: 06/12/09 Status: Offline Share Posted September 10, 2009 I can't find it, but a while ago, a guy wrote about how he farted on his sleeping Roommate, and accidentally pooped on his face, then his Roommate beat the shit out of him. I think he'd probably beat the shit into him, given the circumstances. Link to comment
TheVirus Posted September 10, 2009 Content Count: 3391 Joined: 06/12/09 Status: Offline Share Posted September 10, 2009 I was going to submit one. Today, I was in a deep moment of thought. I remember my name is Leslie. Then I remembered I am a guy. FML. Haha. You guys think this is any good? No? Almost all of the FMLs are fake, that's the whole point of the site. http://www.grouphug.us has the good shit, and it's the original. Link to comment
Bob Loblaw Posted September 11, 2009 Content Count: 3697 Joined: 01/07/09 Status: Offline Share Posted September 11, 2009 Okay the best one ever. No way I'd be able to find it so I'm going to paraphrase it. It isn't this exactly word for word. Today, I had my iPod in my breast pocket, listening to it while walking down a path. A really attractive girl walks by so I go to turn it down to say hi. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML. I laughed so hard when I read this one a while ago because it would be so true if you did it Link to comment
DontDrunkImShoot Posted September 11, 2009 Content Count: 916 Joined: 04/07/09 Status: Offline Share Posted September 11, 2009 Okay the best one ever. No way I'd be able to find it so I'm going to paraphrase it. It isn't this exactly word for word. Today, I had my iPod in my breast pocket, listening to it while walking down a path. A really attractive girl walks by so I go to turn it down to say hi. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML. I laughed so hard when I read this one a while ago because it would be so true if you did it Lol Fail.. Link to comment
Crimson Posted September 11, 2009 Content Count: 5303 Joined: 05/20/08 Status: Offline Share Posted September 11, 2009 Stop using such annoying font color, made me skip your whole thread. Link to comment
SneakySnake Posted September 12, 2009 Content Count: 1910 Joined: 08/07/08 Status: Offline Share Posted September 12, 2009 Today I was eating m&ms on a chair when I dropped one and it fell under my crotch. My mom came in to see my hand on my crotch and me muttering "where is that little bastard?" FML Today I was having a really bad day and told my friend at lunch about how stressed I was and he gave me his brownie to cheer me up. After school, he texted me "Did the weed kick in?" Yes, it did, right in the middle of my English presentation. FML The last one was win. Link to comment
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