Monty Python

[skitzophranic]

lmao funnyyy ass movie xD

[P3rg3]

Monty Python is great. No doubt.

[Crimson]

King Arthur: Now, stand aside, worthy adversary!

Black Knight: 'Tis but a scratch!

King Arthur: A scratch? Your arm's off!

Black Knight: No, it isn't!

King Arthur: Well, what's that then?

Black Knight: I've had worse.

King Arthur: You liar!

Black Knight: Come on, you pansy!

[they fight again. Arthur cuts off the Knight's right arm]

King Arthur: Victory is mine!

[kneels to pray]

King Arthur: We thank thee, Lord, that in thy mercy -

[cut off by the Knight kicking him]

Black Knight: Come on, then.

King Arthur: What?

Black Knight: Have at you!

King Arthur: You are indeed brave, Sir Knight, but the fight is mine!

Black Knight: Oh, had enough, eh?

King Arthur: Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left!

Black Knight: Yes I have!

King Arthur: Look!

Black Knight: It's just a flesh wound!

[Kicks Arthur]

King Arthur: Look, stop that!

Black Knight: Chicken! Chicken!

King Arthur: Look, I'll have your leg.

[Kicks Arthur]

King Arthur: RIGHT!

[Cuts off Black Knight's leg]

Black Knight: Right, I'll do you for that!

King Arthur: You'll what?

Black Knight: Come here!

King Arthur: What are you gonna do, bleed on me?

Black Knight: I'm invincible!

King Arthur: ...You're a loony.

[Creeping Death]

I wonder where that fishy go a fish a fishy ooooooooooooooo

[Sgt_Church]

*BUMP* What about the knights who say NI and their shrubbery?

[Troy]

LOL i remember watching these a couple years back