ReplySF Posted October 10, 2009 Content Count: 158 Joined: 08/12/09 Status: Offline Share Posted October 10, 2009 (edited) Out of boredom. I got a text from a friend filled with them, then I looked some up. Anyone got any they've made up? Examples: Before you attack her, wrap your whacker. Cover your stone, if she's gonna moan. Protect your penis, before you take her to Venus. Edited October 10, 2009 by ReplySF Link to comment
Bob Loblaw Posted October 10, 2009 Content Count: 3697 Joined: 01/07/09 Status: Offline Share Posted October 10, 2009 Just the standard, don't be silly, wrap your willy. Believe it or not, I have better things to do than to sit around thinking of sayings like this. Lol. Link to comment
Bad Dog Posted October 10, 2009 Content Count: 3380 Joined: 02/07/09 Status: Offline Share Posted October 10, 2009 Dont be a fool wrap your dick. 2 Link to comment
Boobcake Posted October 10, 2009 Content Count: 974 Joined: 06/11/08 Status: Offline Share Posted October 10, 2009 Before you have sex with someone put on a condom. Link to comment
Harbor Posted October 10, 2009 Content Count: 2596 Joined: 02/23/09 Status: Offline Share Posted October 10, 2009 or the one from the Vatican, Dont have sex. also http://www.steam-gamers.net/forum/showthread.php?t=25672 ???????????? 1 Link to comment
Sgt_Church Posted October 10, 2009 Content Count: 669 Joined: 07/03/09 Status: Offline Share Posted October 10, 2009 Examples: Cover your stone, if he's gonna moan. Fixed Link to comment
ReGIONALS Posted October 10, 2009 Content Count: 1844 Joined: 07/27/08 Status: Offline Share Posted October 10, 2009 Fixed that post really only makes you sound gay. Link to comment
Ganzta Posted October 10, 2009 Content Count: 2122 Joined: 08/12/08 Status: Offline Share Posted October 10, 2009 Fixed don't you mean "it's"? anyway kL36sRmQA30 Link to comment
Bob Loblaw Posted October 10, 2009 Content Count: 3697 Joined: 01/07/09 Status: Offline Share Posted October 10, 2009 Haha nice Ganzta, and yeah that only makes you sound gay Church xD Link to comment
TheTruth Posted October 10, 2009 Content Count: 2417 Joined: 04/21/09 Status: Offline Share Posted October 10, 2009 Haha nice Ganzta, and yeah that only makes you sound gay Church xD That's because he's bi. Welcome to the Internet. Mine: Put a condom on so you don't jizz in a girl and get her pregnant. With AIDS. Link to comment
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