[NSFW] Where do babies come from?

[Flash_whAt.?]

Well if someone young asked you where babies came from. What would you say? How would you react?

 

Personally i would tell them it something that happens when daddy and mommy are happy. lol

 

And then she POOPS YOU OUT!!! lol

[Huwajux]

When a man kisses a woman his seed is passed onto her, where the baby grows in her tummy and comes out of her belly button. Simple, duh.

[Omar]

STD

[TheTruth]

Dick in vagina.

[Ms. Blargh]

Im telling my kids the truth about everything; where babies come from, That Santa and tooth fairy dont exist, etc.

[Killer]

some one in my class actually asked that question to the biology teacher as a joke ofc and she didnt asnwere

[Ms. Blargh]

....what the fuck are you talking about..

 

Im sorry bad dog we should have told you...every year the santa whom you visit in the mall and sit on his lap, is just a drunk hobo with a hard on for kids, a beard and red knickers.

[Bad Dog]

Im sorry bad dog we should have told you...every year the santa whom you visit in the mall and sit on his lap, is just a drunk hobo with a hard on for kids, a beard and red knickers.

 

No I know he aint real I mean your telling me the fat guy dressed in a fairy outfit that sneaks in my room, takes my tooth from under my pillow and then snaps a photo of it and me..he isnt really the toothfairy??

[Leon]

I was told a bird would bring them.

[b0red]

Girls have nothing down there, they piss out there asshole. Boy puts penis into girls belly button and baby is made.