For those "nice gamers"

[P3rg3]

Gamers are self-obsessed, incompetent, megalomaniacal people who, due to their inability to realize their freakish fantasies, resort to the alternate reality provided by various mind-numbing, pocket-emptying, IQ-draining, socio-politically insignificant games as an attempt to fulfill the need of their bloated egos and to mask the pimples, freckles, and pock-marks which crater their pale, sunlight-deprived faces, resulting in the non-existence of their social lives.

If they do happen to have friends, they will be the first to say "Bros B4 Hoes" the second that friend meets up with a girl.

Most gamers shop at GameStop (GAME if they're Brits) despite the fact that they complain about their butthurt from getting ripped off from trading in their used games.

 

However, there is another type of person that plays video games.

Thar called "people who play games".

These are the kind who don't spend 99.99% of their life playing games. You can tell the difference because people who play games, have something we like to call "a life".

 

Ya.

[Boobcake]

Gamers are self-obsessed, incompetent, megalomaniacal people who, due to their inability to realize their freakish fantasies, resort to the alternate reality provided by various mind-numbing, pocket-emptying, IQ-draining, socio-politically insignificant games as an attempt to fulfill the need of their bloated egos and to mask the pimples, freckles, and pock-marks which crater their pale, sunlight-deprived faces, resulting in the non-existence of their social lives.

If they do happen to have friends, they will be the first to say "Bros B4 Hoes" the second that friend meets up with a girl.

Most gamers shop at GameStop (GAME if they're Brits) despite the fact that they complain about their butthurt from getting ripped off from trading in their used games.

 

However, there is another type of person that plays video games.

Thar called "people who play games".

These are the kind who don't spend 99.99% of their life playing games. You can tell the difference because people who play games, have something we like to call "a life".

 

Ya.

 

I guess I'm a gamer?

[Crimson]

Change your name already.

[Bald]

Fuck you.

 

LOL. Greatest two word response I've seen so far.

[DoubleSb]

Your mom.

 

Sounds about right now.

[skitzophranic]

hahaa chumps.