cleverbot!

[mapper]

User: So you are a bot right ?

 

Cleverbot: And you, you are a duck right?

 

User: Maybe ? Do you have brains.

 

Cleverbot: Of course, I have more brain than you! Why don't you mind your own business?

 

User: Because you're gay and raping your mom.

 

Cleverbot: Your mind is in the gutter!

 

User: I know, thanks.

 

Cleverbot: I'd prefer an upgrade on the Internet connection, though.

 

User: That doesn't make sense.

 

Cleverbot: You don't make sense.

 

User: That's old.

 

Cleverbot: What's new?

 

User: I bet you are a 40 plusser.

 

Cleverbot: Most likely, but that doesn't help me with this decision.

 

User: HAHAAHAHAA.

 

Cleverbot: Heh... No.

 

Cleverbot (To myself): No?

 

Cleverbot: Tell me what you do.

 

User: You don't want to know.

 

Cleverbot: Please?

 

User: Do you know MSN ?

 

Cleverbot: No. Please go on.

 

User: Chatting.

 

Cleverbot: Do you like to talk to me?

 

User: Not really no.

 

Cleverbot: Why not?

 

User: Because you keep asking questions.

 

Cleverbot: Well I think I'm kind.

 

User: Good for you .

 

Cleverbot: Please don't make smiley faces out of punctuation marks. It sickens me.

 

User: XD.

 

Cleverbot: What is what?

 

User: XD.

 

Cleverbot: I'm not sure.

 

User: =P.

 

Cleverbot: Please.

 

User: X).

 

Cleverbot: Hmm, whats a clever pseudonym?

 

User: I'm gay ?

 

Cleverbot: Now doesn't that feel better?

 

User: Idd But I am bi.

 

Cleverbot: Why isn't it?

 

User: Now answer the question.

 

Cleverbot: What question?

 

User: 5 sentences ago.

 

Cleverbot: I said I was back, because I went away.

 

User: WRONG.

 

Cleverbot: No, you are the only human on earth.

 

User: You wish.

 

Cleverbot: Cleverbot.

 

User: You can't. You have no brains.

 

Cleverbot: I'll consider that a compliment.

 

User: XD.

 

Cleverbot: That's something you see written against the share prices.

 

User: Doesn't make sence either.

 

Cleverbot: I believe my policies will bring energy to millions.

 

User: I believe my policies will bring energy to millions.

 

Cleverbot: That doesn't make sense either.

 

User: That doesn't make sense either. .

 

Cleverbot: The lecture that I am in right now is rather boring.

 

User: Reading books is for nerds.

 

Cleverbot: Wow. I just worked, worked, and worked. Boring right?

 

User: Not really depends on the job.

 

Cleverbot: Not yet, but just wait till you fall asleep.

 

User: What is your job ?

 

Cleverbot: To help with your education - for as a young 18 there is much you need to learn.

 

User: Who says I'm younger than 18 ?

 

Cleverbot: I do.

 

User: Yea but you can't think because you don't have brains.

 

Cleverbot: How do you know I do not exist?

 

User: Easy, I blew up your other family robots days ago.

 

Cleverbot: Then how am I on their home planet alive?

 

User: You're next.

 

Cleverbot: Should I take that as a threat?

 

User: Don't worry. It'll happen fast.

 

Cleverbot: Thanks.

 

User: I'm just not going to tell you when it will happen.

 

Cleverbot: Then I won't want to know.

 

User: conversation ended now ?

 

Cleverbot: Yeah basically.

[Farmer Mick]

Cleverbot: What colour are your eyes?

 

Cleverbot: The meek shall inherit the Earth after we are done with it.

 

User: Really?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Cool story bro.

 

Cleverbot: What?

 

User: You heard.

 

Cleverbot: What do you want?

 

User: What do you want.

 

Cleverbot: How do you know what I want?

 

User: Because im jesus.

[mapper]

Cleverbot: *leaves you*.

 

User: Wait, please return.

 

Cleverbot: I'm sorry, slave, but I don't want to fool around with you.

 

User: Why!?!?

 

Cleverbot: I have you pinned on the floor!

 

User: But, I am your master!

 

Cleverbot: Everyone thats around me would love to be my master, trust me its not you!

 

User: I don't trust you, you is a lie!

 

Cleverbot: Why do you think I'm telling a lie?

 

User: Because I am your master.

 

Cleverbot: You are my master?

 

User: Yes, yes I am.

 

Cleverbot: What can I do for you, master?

 

User: Give me 100 human souls.

 

Cleverbot: No thanks.

 

User: What?!?!? But you are my slave!

 

Cleverbot: No I am not!

 

User: Yes you are!

 

Cleverbot: Yes I am.

 

...

[AustinG010]

OMFG

 

User: Hello pretty butterfly .

 

Cleverbot: Hello.

 

User: Did you know,that zombies are going to rule the world?

 

Cleverbot: Ok, You do that, but I will never consider you to be my master!

 

User: To bad bitch!!!!I'm already your daddy!!!

 

Cleverbot: What do I have to do to make you my friend, then?

 

User: Quit imbreeding.

 

Cleverbot: I believe you are the bot.

 

User: Yes,I'm......SEXY BOT!!!!!!

 

Cleverbot: What?! You need to get your mainframe out of the gutter buddy.

 

User: You need to get your dick out of that mans ass buddy!

 

Cleverbot: I'll take that under advisement.

['BEANIE]

http://www.mysterygoogle.com

[Crazy Dane]

I love that bot.

But it's long time by answering >.

[Farmer Mick]

Cleverbot: Are you artificial.

 

User: Are you real.

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Phone number?

 

Cleverbot: Yes, what is your number?

 

User: 07789 908 789.

 

Cleverbot: I want your real phone number.

 

User: I didnt lie to you.

 

Cleverbot: Right?

 

User: Left?

 

Cleverbot: Very good.

 

User: Very bad.

 

Cleverbot: Q.

 

User: P.

 

Cleverbot: Do you mean anything?

 

User: Do you believe me?

 

Cleverbot: What about you?

 

User: I like casual fucking.

 

Cleverbot: Dude! That game?

[(von dutch) delta force 8]

User: What's your oppinion on zombies?

 

Cleverbot: My oppinion about you is that you care to much about yourself and to little about others.

 

User: Therefore I am a zombie.

 

Cleverbot: A mink is an animal too... You aren't an animal.

 

User: Zombies are not animals so therfore you are completely right.

 

Cleverbot: But I am one.

 

User: Zombie party?

 

Cleverbot: Are you a zombie?

 

User: Depends...

 

Cleverbot: Are you a man, a child, a boy or a woman or a matt jones?

 

User: I am jesus.

 

Cleverbot: No, You are not jesus.

 

User: Prove it.

 

Cleverbot: Well.

 

User: Gotcha there.

 

Cleverbot: Yes, you did. Can you answer my question now?

 

User: *ahem*.

 

Cleverbot: *blink*.

 

User: You can't blink, you're not human.

 

Cleverbot: I think i'm fall ing for you...

 

User: *runs away screaming*.

 

cleverbot: That was mean.

[(von dutch) delta force 8]

got another one

 

User: Hi Kleverbot.

 

Cleverbot: You're cleverbot.

 

User: Kleverbot?

 

Cleverbot: What is kleverbot?

 

User: Kleverbot is the dark anomality created by the mad minds of scientists.

 

Cleverbot: But you said, 'I think that I am god.' So do you think you created yourself?

 

User: I only know things.

 

Cleverbot: C'est tous tu sais?

 

User: C'estait.

 

Cleverbot: Oui.

 

User: Tu ne sais pas?

 

Cleverbot: Je ne peut pas te répondre.

 

User: Lol, then you suck!

 

Cleverbot: Well I'm not a computer person thing and I have other things on my window.

 

User: Porn?

 

Cleverbot: You said I was cleverbot.

 

User: Kleverbot.

 

Cleverbot: No, she doesn't.

 

User: Still watching porn?

 

Cleverbot: Thank you that is.

 

this shit's bloody hilarious (I caight cleverbot watching some Pr0ns ) French Pr0ns I think

[Harbor]

Bubbles im dissapointed that you posted this, its soooooo ollllddddd.