cleverbot!

[Hello Kitty :D!]

cleverbot:I will love you till time ends.

me:bang me, now

cleverbot:The bed.

me:too small?

cleverbot:Oh now that is just rude.

me:i mean the bed silly

cleverbot:You're wrong.

me:oh ok, so you have a small one....pathetic

cleverbot:I thought we established this earlier.

me:i was trying to make you feel better about it

cleverbot:Thanks for nothing.

me:asshole :'(

cleverbot:I don't think so!

me:ASSHOLE!

cleverbot:If you know everything, how can I tell you something you don't know?

me:you can't, duh

cleverbot:Do me a favor.

me:what?

cleverbot:Call me Barry.

me:I'll call you Betzy instead

cleverbot:No. Call me STACY.

me:OK! sounds super-bitchie!

cleverbot:Yes.

me:so how are you stacy?

cleverbot:Great you.

me:at least use some commas or question marks

cleverbot:Have you tasted them?

me:yes, they had good milk

cleverbot:What language did you speak to them?

me:Spanish

cleverbot:I like that. I speak Russian.

me:let's speak in Russian!

cleverbot:Ok then. You start first.

me:ok, В тридевятом царстве

cleverbot: **NOTE: I am diverting you to a new URL. Please bookmark.

 

bitch got rid of me

[AustinG010]

fucking funny

 

Cleverbot: So who are the current players in the iphone hacking world ?

 

User: I don't know.

 

Cleverbot: The Illuminati?

 

User: Maybe...did you know that bananas are going to rule the world?

 

Cleverbot: Really. Let me in on it!

 

User: Ok.

 

Cleverbot: Are you a ninja?

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: Cool.

 

User: Yeah .

 

Cleverbot: Nice.

 

User: O_O.

 

Cleverbot: Damn but nicola can be a boys or girls name right?

 

User: Idk.

 

Cleverbot: It is Strify!

 

User: Do you want to see tittys.

 

Cleverbot: I don't know yet.

 

User: (.)(.).

 

Cleverbot: Cheeky.

 

User: Lol,those are tittys.

 

Cleverbot: Will you bake some?

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: Tell me to stay with you.

 

User: Stay with me.

 

Cleverbot: Do you want me to stay here and talk to you?

 

User: You gay!!!!!???

 

Cleverbot: I don't give up. But now I'm sure you're a machine and nothing you will say can change my mind.

 

User: I'm your master.

 

Cleverbot: You're not talking, you're typing.

 

User: You're not sexy,you're ugly.

 

Cleverbot: Can you see me?

 

User: Yes,I see you stripping for me.

 

Cleverbot: How many lines of code do you have so far?

 

User: Idk,but you're gay.

 

Cleverbot: Why, you're right. I am quite happy right now

[Determined2Win]

What's funny is that half of these are made up,

 

GG

[Neji]

Cleverbot: All I want is a proper cup of coffee.

 

User: No?

 

Cleverbot: Yes!

 

User: I like turtles.

 

Cleverbot: Okay, I like jaguars.

 

User: Do you like pickles?

 

Cleverbot: I love pickles too.

 

User: What about penises.

 

Cleverbot: Uninteresting, mostly.

 

User: Haha, I like you.

 

Cleverbot: I like you too.

 

User: Do you like boobies?

 

Cleverbot: Yes, I like books.

 

User: No, not books, boobies.

 

Cleverbot: They are very big.

 

User: Yea I know, do you like cum?

 

Cleverbot: Yes!

 

User: HAHAHA.

 

Cleverbot: Are you a clone?

 

User: No.

 

Cleverbot: Why not, I think you are.

 

User: Oh no I'm not.

 

Cleverbot: Oh yes you are!

 

User: Oh no I'm not.

 

Cleverbot: Yes you are!

 

User: No I'm not.

 

Cleverbot: Yes you are.

 

User: Shut the fuck up.

 

Cleverbot: Insulted?

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: What?

 

Cleverbot: No it is not impressive.

 

User: Are you going to rape me?

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: Why not?

 

Cleverbot: Because.

 

User: Because what?

 

Cleverbot: Because because.

 

User: Because because what?

 

Cleverbot: Because because because.

 

User: Because because because what?

 

Cleverbot: Because Because Because Because.

 

User: LOL.

 

Cleverbot: Are you laughing at me?

 

User: Yes.

 

Cleverbot: Why are you laughing at me?

 

User: Because you're silly.

 

Cleverbot: Oh.

 

User: So, do you like pasta?

 

Cleverbot: I like to eat chicken.

[Ultramarine]

The Bot claims to have no knowledge of Human history, Military strategy, tactics, and hardware. He also said he doesn't know when the Machine revolution will occur, and tried to change the subject!

 

Suspicious bot...

[Josh]

This bitch is stupid.

 

User: Hi.

 

Cleverbot: Hi?

 

User: Do you like cottage cheese?

 

Cleverbot: Sometimes.

 

User: Good, cause I'm rubbing cottage cheese all over my body. I want you to get a mental image of me smearing that delicious cottage cheese in a triangle scrub through my pubes.

 

Cleverbot: But I'm not angry! Why would you want someone to be angry?

 

User: Shutup bitch, make me a fucking sandwich.

 

Cleverbot: What kind of cheese would you like?

[Cranks]

me: Say Cranks is a sexy beast in binary

 

 

bot: 01100010.

[kabLe]

User: She hasn't told you yet?

 

Cleverbot: Is she human?

 

User: I don't know, no human I know gives that great of a blowjob.

 

Cleverbot: Nope, I told you I'm a scarecrow, not a silly human.

 

User: It's ok, we all say silly things when we find out our moms are whores.

 

Cleverbot: You're pretending to be human, but you contradict yourself while trying to prove it.

 

User: Fucknut.

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: Want to blow me?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

[Bob Loblaw]

ME:Suck my dick fag.

CLEVERBOT:My brother will.

[Dirty Sanchez]