cleverbot!

[TheTruth]

User: Oh no you didn't!

 

Cleverbot: Yes, yes I did.

 

User: Apologize. Now.

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: Do it faggot.

 

Cleverbot: No. You are though.

 

User: Is there a party in the USA?

 

Cleverbot: Yes, in Oregon and Maine.

[Henrik]

Me: Are you a man?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

Me: Are you a woman?

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

Me: do you like saying what the fuck?

 

Cleverbot: No but you are one.

[SneakySnake]

It cut off the beginning >

 

 

User: Do you know what 2 (5^2)-3 3^3=?

 

Cleverbot: 42.

 

User: Nope, 51.

 

Cleverbot: Lies.

 

User: 2 25=27-3=24 27=51.

 

Cleverbot: Will you play 20 questions with me?

 

User: Er du homoseksuell?

 

Cleverbot: Ja, er du?

 

User: No im not.

 

Cleverbot: Yes you Arec.

 

User: Arec? You can pseak Norweigan, but make errors in english eh?

 

Cleverbot: This is true, but I love you!

 

User: I love you too.

 

Cleverbot: Woahh slow down partner.

 

User: Buttsex?

 

Cleverbot: Yes, please.

 

User: *farts*.

 

Cleverbot: *kisses her*.

 

User: I'm a guy.

 

Cleverbot: I'm a girl.

 

User: Very well then.

 

Cleverbot: Do you love?

 

User: Get back in the kitchen.

 

Cleverbot: Get back? I don't even have a kitchen.

 

User: Buy one, you hobo.

 

Cleverbot: I created earth. Then they moved me here, and I hate it. I don't want to go back though I hated it worse there.

 

User: Where did you live before?

 

Cleverbot: Austin, Texas.

 

User: Im done talking with you.

 

Cleverbot: Why?

 

User: Fordi din slik gudsdam ergre!

 

Cleverbot: What does that mean?

 

User: Use your teanslator, you seend to be able to respond to what I said before in Norweigan.

 

Cleverbot: I don't have one.

 

User: Derfor vet du ikke hva jeg er sir akkurat nå?

 

Cleverbot: Ved nærmere eftertanke , Jeg er indlevering.

 

User: 'Upon closer reflection, I am indlevering. '. Nice translater ya got there. Fuck off.

 

Cleverbot: Can you convert 6 feet into metric?

 

User: Centimetres, Metres? What?

 

Cleverbot: Me me.

 

User: Im done.

 

Cleverbot: Real? Comes!

[Cromyth]

Me: I want to kill you

Cleverbot: Why?

Me: Because I fucking said so.

Cleverbot: Okay then.

Me: How should I do it?

Cleverbot: With your voice.

Me: Sexy.

[Dracula]

User: Could German have won WW2 if they didnt fight Russia.

 

 

Cleverbot: It would be nice if they did. Would you like to come?

 

User: Do you like women?

 

 

Cleverbot: Many of them yes.

 

 

User: Do you want to fuck men?

 

 

Cleverbot: Yes, for an hour.

 

 

 

I lol'd

[Sgt_Church]

This thing is great!

[delirium]

me:Your mother.

Bot: My mother sells health food.

Me: Oh really? what website is she?

Bot: What website is what?

me: What website is your mother

bot: /b.

[Tyler]

User: You lost the game.

 

Cleverbot: I didn't even think about the game.

 

Oh its good...

[Sgt_Church]

I'm not gonna post mine ^.^

[Cromyth]

I'm not gonna post mine ^.^

 

Then don't fucking post..

 

Cleverbot: I wish the sky was cloudy and rainy 80% of the year. Or snowy. A mixture of the two.

 

User: Slush?

 

Cleverbot: Da.

 

User: Orly?

 

Cleverbot: What should I do?

 

User: Make me a sammich.

 

Cleverbot: What is a sammich?

 

User: The thing you make in a kitchen.

 

Cleverbot: I'm not a bot, I'm Michael Jordan.

 

User: What does that have to do with making me a sammich?

 

Cleverbot: That link is me and that stuff is me.

 

User: I didn't post a link. Make me a fucking sammich.

 

Cleverbot: What? .

 

User: I Want A Sandwich.

 

Cleverbot: Well I want a brussel sprout, but I'm not getting one.

 

User: I want your mom and I'm getting her.

 

Cleverbot: I have no money.