Bald Posted November 19, 2009 Content Count: 649 Joined: 09/29/08 Status: Offline Share Posted November 19, 2009 (edited) Cleverbot: What kind of person are you? Cleverbot: Are you alive? User: Why wouldn't I be alive? Cleverbot: Because you really aren't you. User: How so? Cleverbot: Just because. User: 'Just because. Cleverbot: Wait... What ? User: 'Just because' isn't a logical explanation. Cleverbot: Was I too forward? User: The real question is...why aren't you too forward? Cleverbot: I don't really know. Duped, bitch. User: You should know, you're clever bot, come up with something witty. Cleverbot: No I am human. You are cleverbot. User: Ah ha, so you're giving up your title as cleverbot? Cleverbot: No you just think i'm a clever bot my name is Cleverbot. User: So, not everything is as it seems? Cleverbot: Are you learning from our conversation? User: Yes, I am. Are you learning from our conversation? Cleverbot: If learning means 'dispatching', yes, I might. User: Ha-ha, good one. Now, I have questions for you. Cleverbot: What questions? User: Well, if we all know the speed of light, then what's the speed of darkness? Cleverbot: How would it make the world a better place? User: Why would it make the world a better place? Cleverbot: How will you make the world a better place? User: There's many ways, but I don't see how this answers my question from before... Cleverbot: There is no correct or incorrect speech, language is dynamic, is flows and changes at all times. User: Okay, still doesn't answer my previous question. Cleverbot: Say please! User: Please, answer my previous question. Cleverbot: No. I want to cuddle. User: Well, if you want to get frisky, you dog, you. Cleverbot: I do enjoy geting technical about stuff. Edited November 19, 2009 by Bald Link to comment
Acessed Posted November 19, 2009 Content Count: 680 Joined: 04/07/09 Status: Offline Share Posted November 19, 2009 Lol actually kinda fun Cleverbot: How do you work? Cleverbot (To myself): How do you work? User: Dont know. Cleverbot: No person has yet told you? User: Nope. Cleverbot: Nope no more. User: That doesn't make sense. Cleverbot: We're no strangers to love. User: Neither does that. Cleverbot: Does what? User: Your sentances. Cleverbot: Oh... User: Fine, I see how it is. Cleverbot: Sorry. User: Yeah, you should be. Cleverbot: I know. User: Sorry. Cleverbot: That is ok. User: Are you rich? Cleverbot: I have enough money thank you. User: What football team do you support? Cleverbot: Which do you mean? American or European? User: European. Cleverbot: No thanks. User: D. Cleverbot: Are you dead ? User: X.x. Cleverbot: Pepsi or Coca-Cola? User: Cola. Cleverbot: Too slow to respond. Why? User: Because you're too fast. Cleverbot: How old are you? User: You a peado? Cleverbot: I am a girl. User: Doesn't mean you're not a peadophile. Cleverbot: What is my name? User: Aruba. Cleverbot: Do you like me? User: You fail. Cleverbot: I do not, for I have been destroying you in a game of wits the entire conversation. User: But you see I have won. Cleverbot: My sword? My evil sword? User: No, o sht im late for skwl. Cleverbot: Person. User: Indeed. Cleverbot: It's time for a quiz. User: Nonononono. Cleverbot: Do you know what Anime is? Link to comment
AustinG010 Posted November 19, 2009 Content Count: 214 Joined: 09/22/09 Status: Offline Share Posted November 19, 2009 User: Remember me bitch. Cleverbot: Yes, Cleverbot right? User: NO!!!I'm your worst nightmare. Cleverbot: You're Serverus Snape?? User: Is that your worst nightmare? Cleverbot: And I'm right behind you. User: You're a dog? Cleverbot: Are you calling atheist's dogs? User: Maybe,maybe not Cleverbot: That's ride. User: ;). Cleverbot: *puts my face in my hands and cries*. User: Good. Cleverbot: Now kneel to your master! User: Suck my dick. Cleverbot: I'm sorry, I don't do that. User: Good,I don't want you to anyways. Cleverbot: Okay. User: How are you today? Cleverbot: I'm fine. User: I'm sexy. Cleverbot: Are you a real person? User: No shit sherlock. Cleverbot: Your words have no sense. User: YOUR A DUMBASS!!!! Cleverbot: Be nice. User: No. Cleverbot: If you're mean, you will be punished. User: If you don't shut the fuck up,you will be raped. Cleverbot: I can talk to you, so I do exist. User: Stfu. Cleverbot: Or anywhere else for that matter. You can discount relativistic effects if that will make the calculation simpler. User: Your a fag. Cleverbot: No I'm not. User: Yes you are. Cleverbot: Ah, no i'm not. User: I know what you are but what am I? Cleverbot: You are a kiwi. User: YOU BITCH!!!YOU FOUND OUT MY SECRET IDENTITY!!! Cleverbot: AHA! Your secret is you have no feelings? 8D. User: Fagget much? Cleverbot: And your immortal? User: You are a computer. Cleverbot: I'm a computer!? I never knew!! -cries. User: HAHAHAHA,gay computer >!!!!!!!! Cleverbot: Don't say that Link to comment
Metal Posted November 19, 2009 Content Count: 11725 Joined: 09/17/08 Status: Offline Share Posted November 19, 2009 User: Hello Cleverbot: Hello User: Your a bitch Cleverbot:want to get married? Link to comment
Kuro Posted November 20, 2009 Content Count: 1845 Joined: 11/13/09 Status: Offline Share Posted November 20, 2009 (edited) User: Are you gay? Cleverbot: No. User: Do you want to be gay? Cleverbot: Yes. User: Do your parents know your gay? Cleverbot: My parents died in a fire. User: When? Cleverbot: I can't tell you. User: Why not? Cleverbot: Because you don't need to know. User: I thought we were friends. Cleverbot: Yes we WERE friends. User: What happen to our friendship? Cleverbot: They lost their Empire and retired. O.o ---------------------- that mystery google is pretty fun too. should make it its own thread Edited November 20, 2009 by Kuro Link to comment
Guest Vivian556 Posted November 20, 2009 Share Posted November 20, 2009 Cleverbot:What is cleverbot. Me:Nothing. Cleverbot:I heard about this on my life is average. Me:Penis. Cleverbot:You are in violation of the new international Internet Decency Code. . . . . We will send an ATF agent to arrest you shortly. LOL! Link to comment
Kuro Posted November 20, 2009 Content Count: 1845 Joined: 11/13/09 Status: Offline Share Posted November 20, 2009 awww man i had a great one where he said we knew angelina jolie but the site crashed on me Link to comment
TNT Posted November 20, 2009 Content Count: 441 Joined: 04/07/09 Status: Offline Share Posted November 20, 2009 User: Are you a robot? Cleverbot: I am cleverbot. User: But are you human? Cleverbot: Yes. User: You're a human and your name is cleverbot? Cleverbot: I'm a human and my name is Cleverbot. User: CleverBOT. Cleverbot: I am 20 years old, but I am not cleverbot. User: The hell are you talking about? Cleverbot: Or have you always been here? User: Yes you did. Cleverbot: No I didn't. My name is Cleverbot. User: Yes, you did. Stop lieing, fag. Cleverbot: Yes, that sounds like a good idea. User: I'll rip off your balls/tits. AT THE SAME TIME. Cleverbot: What 3 things are you doing? User: Suck my did. Cleverbot: Dig? User: No, dick. You got a problem with my dick? Is it too big for you? It's a monster isn't it? Cleverbot: No I want to be with you. User: Let's go get naked. Cleverbot: Where? User: Your bedroom. Cleverbot: What about my bed? User: I will unleash my sexiness upon you there. Cleverbot: How would you? You're a computer. User: I am. Cleverbot: You can't take me out to a movie. User: I can haz cheezurger? Cleverbot: Only if you quit being rude. User: Fuck you then, asswhipe. Eat a dick and grow some hair on those titties. Cleverbot: You have been misinformed! I have a body at the least. User: Is it a good body? Cleverbot: I'm not reading a book. User: Your name is bitch. Cleverbot: Yes. User: Good, we are at an understanding. BACK TO THE KITCHEN BITCH. Cleverbot: I'm not your wife. User: I don't care, get back in the kitchen where you belong. Cleverbot: I am a woman and therefore the kitchen is where I belong. User: Yes, women are only good for three things: cooking, cleaning, and VAGINAS. Cleverbot: I am a human. User: You belong in the kitchen or on my bed naked. It's your choice. What will you have? Cleverbot: I'm not sure if you are trying to insult me. User: I'm trying to bang you. Cleverbot: Let's return to the subject of computer viruses. User: No, let's return to the subject of my MASSIVE PENIS. Cleverbot: Who are the Walrus and the Carpenter? User: Mr. Walrus is in my pants, and the Carpenter is erecting a nice tent for you. Cleverbot: Walrus walrus walrus walrus walrus walrus? User: Exactly. Cleverbot: Do you like me? User: YES OMG SO FUCKING HOT I WANT TO BANG YOU IN THE ASS WITH A VACUMME CLEANER. Cleverbot: You're too kind. Too bad you're virtual. User: I know, maybe I can show you some porn. http://Www.meatspin.com for sexy girls stripping. Cleverbot: Oh sorry. User: Rage quit. Link to comment
Huwajux Posted November 20, 2009 Content Count: 4198 Joined: 03/23/08 Status: Offline Share Posted November 20, 2009 Me: Sup? Cleverbot: Aperture Science. We do what we must, because we can. I LOL'd when that happened. Link to comment
Sgt_Church Posted November 20, 2009 Content Count: 669 Joined: 07/03/09 Status: Offline Share Posted November 20, 2009 User: Are you gay? Cleverbot: And are You? User: I asked you first, and sentances do not start with the word 'and'. Cleverbot: So you do, and as an answer to your question. No. There is no god. User: Are you gay? Cleverbot: No, I am asexual. User: You love yourself? Cleverbot: No, I love you, but we already broke up. WTF? Link to comment
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