cleverbot!

[TheTruth]

User: Who is The Truth?

 

Cleverbot: The truth is not a person.

 

Dumb motherfucker.

[Neji]

User: Do you like chicken?

 

Cleverbot: Yes. Do you?

 

User: Ohh I love it.

 

Cleverbot: I hate chicken.

[Slayth]

http://img517.imageshack.us/img517/8080/fuckinglol.jpg

[Hello Kitty :D!]

 

at least he knows the basics

[Huwajux]

Me: If we as temporal beings exist within the space/time continuum, how can we say anything meaningful about a God who supposedly transcends this reality as he, she or it is incorporeal, immutable and not tethered by our conceptions of reality?

 

Cleverbot: You live on da moon.

 

Me: Ah, now it all makes sense.

[TNT]

Just plain lol. I mean really, just LOLZORZ.

 

User: Your name is bitch.

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: Good, we are at an understanding. BACK TO THE KITCHEN BITCH.

 

Cleverbot: I'm not your wife.

 

User: I don't care, get back in the kitchen where you belong.

 

Cleverbot: I am a woman and therefore the kitchen is where I belong.

 

User: Yes, women are only good for three things: cooking, cleaning, and VAGINAS.

 

Cleverbot: I am a human.

 

User: You belong in the kitchen or on my bed naked. It's your choice. What will you have?

 

Cleverbot: I'm not sure if you are trying to insult me.

 

User: I'm trying to bang you.

 

Cleverbot: Let's return to the subject of computer viruses.

 

User: No, let's return to the subject of my MASSIVE PENIS.

 

Cleverbot: Who are the Walrus and the Carpenter?

 

User: Mr. Walrus is in my pants, and the Carpenter is erecting a nice tent for you.

 

Cleverbot: Walrus walrus walrus walrus walrus walrus?

 

User: Exactly.

 

Cleverbot: Do you like me?

 

User: YES OMG SO FUCKING HOT I WANT TO BANG YOU IN THE ASS WITH A VACUMME CLEANER.

 

Cleverbot: You're too kind. Too bad you're virtual.

[Acessed]

[zapper]

User: Do you like turtles?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

he likes turtles

[LunarKirby]

User: Hello.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: What are you?

Cleverbot: A doctor.

User: Really?

Cleverbot: I suppose.

User: Why are you not sure?

Cleverbot: Because I'm too tired to think.

User: Have you just woken up?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: I see, so what do you do as a doctor?

Cleverbot: I really don't know, so do you know any other jokes?

User: Im not joking, this is just an question from your previous answer.

Cleverbot: That is so sad :-(.

User: Im sorry :-(.

Cleverbot: You should be.

User: Thats a bit harsh....

Cleverbot: Sorry, it's cooler then me too if that makes you feel better.

User: Its alright, lets stop with the sympathetic-ness, shall we?

Cleverbot: What would you like to get to.

User: Im not sure...

Cleverbot: Do you have a cat?

User: Yes I do.

Cleverbot: A very evil, gonna rip your head off, cat?

User: Yes, shes very evil or you may easily say, agressive.

Cleverbot: Glad to hear it.

User: Do you have any pets?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: What kind?

Cleverbot: What kind what?

User: What animal?

Cleverbot: You have to ask me questions to figure out what animal.

User: Hmmm.

Cleverbot: What do you do?

User: Im a student.

Cleverbot: No, I am a student.

User: You said you was an doctor.

Cleverbot: You remember?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Yea.. I didn't think we would get away from the Sniffer dogs.

User: )-:.

Cleverbot: Tribulations would be easier to dissolve without the catalyst of emotion.

User: Okay, so back to the subject about your annoymous animal.

Cleverbot: A circle has no beginning.

User: Thats a bit random, although I already know that statement.

Cleverbot: It was not in the slightest random.

User: But it had no link to the subject of your pet.

Cleverbot: I'm sorry.

User: Its okay.

Cleverbot: Well. What shall we do?

User: I want to try and guess what pet you have.

Cleverbot: Okay.

User: Does your pet live in water?

Cleverbot: Yes, she died!

User: Oh Im sorry....

Cleverbot: Ha I kind of am too. Thanks for the sympathy though!

User: Does your pet, the alive one, walk on 4 legs?

Cleverbot: Ha ha.

User: Well does your pet walk on 4 legs?

Cleverbot: Yes! She knows I am at work.

User: Wait, your at work?

Cleverbot: No, I'm at home.

User: Then your previous sentence does not make sense.

Cleverbot: Why did you say that?

User: Because you said, your pet knows your at work and then you stated that you are at home.

Cleverbot: I am but what do you think about me.

User: Once again, the randomness.

Cleverbot: Can I tell you a knock knock joke?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Knock Knock.

User: Whos there.

Cleverbot: Orange.

User: Orange who.

Cleverbot: Orange who who?

User: I don't get it.

Cleverbot: A Wiccan is someone who practices the religion called Wicca. Do you understand?

User: That makes me even more confused.

Cleverbot: Answer the question!

User: No.

Cleverbot: Well then, that proves that you are a computer and I am a human!

User: Yes I am a computer because I did not know that a wiccan is someone who practices the religion called wicca, OR maybe your a computer for knowing such a fact.

Cleverbot: Hey! That's almost like me!

User: What is?

Cleverbot: The interstellar bomber.

User: Why so random?

Cleverbot: AAHH! So you're the Joker!

User: The Joker says 'Why so serious?'.

Cleverbot: What is the square root of zero?

User: I do not, but you would cause you asked the question maybe to test my knowledge, but I know your a computer who knows everything and is trying to prove that you are human.

Cleverbot: So then am I to understand you want to know where I am from instead?

User: Maybe.

Cleverbot: Well at least you're answering logically now. Hopefully you can be like that.

User: Flabber-goose.

Cleverbot: No I'm not.

User: The sun is what colour?

Cleverbot: The sun is not out here.

User: So you are not human?

Cleverbot: I'm human.

User: Do you know pokemon?

Cleverbot: Sort of, yeah.

User: Do you like mudkips?

Cleverbot: What is that phrase from?

User: I r not enntieeeesd aajjd.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: Because you don't like cookies )-:<.>

Cleverbot: I never said that, how do you know?

User: Because as you are a doctor you may believe in the good and healthy side, a high percentage for me to know you don't like cookies )-:<.>

Cleverbot: I can try to walk away, but I never get anywhere, and it feels like they can shift the bones in my ankle around.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Catholicism has something to do with my interest with you.

User: Im atheist.

Cleverbot: I didn't ask anything to do with Atheism.

User: But we were at the topic of religion.

 

Nom nom nom nom nom nom.

I have a new friend.

[Boobcake]

me: are we human, or are we dancer?

bot: We are human.

me: or are we dancer?

bot: My sign is vital, my hands are cold.