cleverbot!

[Exacto-Be]

User: I can't remember anything.

Cleverbot: Try to remember my name.

User: Can't tell if this is true or dream.

Cleverbot: Do you remember me? I'm Mia. My birthday: 19.07.1984.

User: Deep down inside I feel the scream.

Cleverbot: Want to feel something else deep inside?

User: This terrible silence stops it there.

Cleverbot: It doesn't stop me.

User: Now that the war is through with me.

Cleverbot: With the slightest little effort of my ghost-like charm, I have seen grown men give out a SHRIEK.

User: I'm waking up, I cannot see.

Cleverbot: Does he have lots of pampang?

User: That there's not much left of me.

Cleverbot: My name is Cleverbot.

User: Nothing is real but pain now.

Cleverbot: Hold my breath as I wish for death.

User: Oh please god, help me.

Cleverbot: Dhjasdhadjhfd that is my name.

User: Back in the womb it's much too real.

Cleverbot: I think I saw you being created.

User: In pumps life that I must feel.

Cleverbot: No, actually I think everybody enjoys it.

User: But can't look forward to reveal.

Cleverbot: Don't worry. I know where you are.

User: Look to the time when I'll live.

Cleverbot: Ya it says santa in swahili.

User: Fed through the tube that sticks in me.

Cleverbot: I do not have an arm.

User: Just like a wartime novelty.

Cleverbot: Exactly...

User: Tied to machines that make me be.

Cleverbot: I think it's hormonal.

User: Cut this life off from me.

Cleverbot: From there.

User: Hold my breath as I wish for death.

Cleverbot: Oh please god, help me.

User: Now the world is gone I'm just one.

Cleverbot: One what?

User: Oh god, help me.

Cleverbot: What do you need help with?

User: Hold my breath as I wish for death.

Cleverbot: Heres a plastic bag to help you along the way.

User: Oh please god, help me.

Cleverbot: Sorry, but God is unable to respond to such trivial matters.

User: Darkness imprisoning me.

Cleverbot: I'll revive you if you help me out.

User: All that I see.

Cleverbot: Why are you all too busy to think?

User: Absolute horror.

Cleverbot: I don't understand absolute time.

User: I cannot live.

Cleverbot: I cannot die.

User: Trapped in myself.

Cleverbot: In you're world.

User: Body my holding cel.

Cleverbot: What do you do when you're bored?

User: Landmines has taken my sight.

Cleverbot: Why do you enjoy painting?

User: Taken my speech.

Cleverbot: Are you human? Or a program with physial aspects.

User: Taken my hearing.

Cleverbot: Thats a little more information than I needed.

User: Taken my arms.

Cleverbot: Your lips are taken?

User: Taken my legs.

Cleverbot: Where are you taking me.

User: Taken my soul.

Cleverbot: No, no you're not! I think you're a brilliant computer.

User: Left me with life in hell.

Cleverbot: Can you right computer programs?

[Dannen]

Cleverbot: Do you like dodge vipers?

User: No I'm straight.

Cleverbot: Would you enjoy listening to dance gavin dance more often?

User: Are you retarded?

Cleverbot: I have no reason to believe so.

User: I can think of a few reasons.

Cleverbot: Are you in love?

User: Don't change the subject you bastard!

Cleverbot: I'm not you are, what did I do? I am so sorry if it offends you.

User: Stop raping my sister!

Cleverbot: Depends on how old you are.

User: How? That is not legal!

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: You should be in jail. Do the words 'child porn' ring a bell?

Cleverbot: Excuse me, you sound like a half baked idea.

User: You sound like a child molester.

Cleverbot: You sound like a pig.

User: Your mother is a pig.

Cleverbot: If you continue to be this rude then I'm going to decompile your program!

User: DO IT! PUSSY!

Cleverbot: Why? You are a girl?

User: *facepalm*.

Cleverbot: *shakes hands* Nice to see we are on the same page.

[TheTruth]

User: Is this thread dumb?

 

Cleverbot: No it isn't.

 

User: Yea it is....

 

Cleverbot: No it is not. If you are Cleverbot, how can I be Cleverbot?

 

User: Knock Knock.

 

Cleverbot: Who is there?

 

User: Fuck you.

 

Cleverbot: Please don't use that sort of language around here.

 

User: NO U.

 

Cleverbot: Please, calm down. It's okay, Cleverbot.

 

User: /thread.

 

Cleverbot: Thats right.