how are you going to shoot him?

[ReGIONALS]

if a burglar breaks into your house and you dont have a gun how are you going to shoot him???

[Bald]

if a burglar breaks into your house and you dont have a gun how are you going to shoot him???

 

You don't?

 

INB4 FLAME & LOCK

[Josh]

btuRgzIaZso

[Slavic]

but who was phone?

[Exacto-Be]

i would run around acting like i have a gun, make some sounds of a gun firing & hopes he runs ... if he would not run ... well ... then i guess there still is plan b

[DoubleSb]

I'm Asian, I'll ninja his ass. 1 INCH PUNCH MUTHAFUCKAZ.

[Dirty Sanchez]

Pretend he's a virtual duck and whip out one of these babies.

[Tweezy]

You get up close to him, and put your head into ur belly and pretend your crying. If hes a real burgler he will try and kick/punch you in the stomach, at that point you punch him in the bulls, grab his weapon and "shank" him

[P3rg3]

Offer him some tea.

That will teach the bastard.

[Lux]

But he won't have a gun either, so he won't shoot you with the element of surprise in his favour.

 

Just throw a banana at him...