Prez Posted November 28, 2009 Content Count: 8756 Joined: 07/27/09 Status: Offline Share Posted November 28, 2009 On America's next top model, of course! Link to comment
SneakySnake Posted November 28, 2009 Content Count: 1910 Joined: 08/07/08 Status: Offline Share Posted November 28, 2009 Why wouldn't I hve a gun? I purposely have a loaded, but not "ready-to-fire" pistol under my bed. If it magically dissapeared, then I still got the pistols in my fathers room. If those went missing, I have a real sword on my wall? Stupid thread. Also, you don't have to shoot a burglar, fucking get a dog. You'd probably get in shit for shooting him/her, even if they had a weapon. Link to comment
Bullet Wound Posted November 28, 2009 Content Count: 2390 Joined: 09/24/08 Status: Offline Share Posted November 28, 2009 Replace all that with using the "Kill" function of the iPhone....yea....its dangerous. Link to comment
PotshotPolka Posted November 28, 2009 Content Count: 6084 Joined: 03/31/08 Status: Offline Share Posted November 28, 2009 I'd explain calmly why he has no right to my property from an objectivist philosophical perspective then bash his head in with a hard cover copy of Atlas Shrugged. Link to comment
Ganzta Posted November 28, 2009 Content Count: 2122 Joined: 08/12/08 Status: Offline Share Posted November 28, 2009 i'd use a cricketbat. Link to comment
The Famous Zombie Hunter Posted November 28, 2009 Content Count: 494 Joined: 04/22/08 Status: Offline Share Posted November 28, 2009 I'd explain calmly why he has no right to my property from an objectivist philosophical perspective then bash his head in with a hard cover copy of Atlas Shrugged. Win. Personally, I'd wait for him to come upstairs for the valuable's, and since my room's at the top of the stairs,the moment he's on the top few step's, I'd open my door and throw my 15 pound lock box at him. Have a nice fall down those 18 steps on a curved hard wood stair case ass hole Link to comment
SilentGuns Posted November 28, 2009 Content Count: 4799 Joined: 08/14/08 Status: Offline Share Posted November 28, 2009 I don't need a gun. Il just summon Chuck Norris from this magic lamp that I have. Link to comment
SchmoSalt Posted November 29, 2009 Content Count: 494 Joined: 08/23/09 Status: Offline Share Posted November 29, 2009 I'm Asian, I'll ninja his ass. 1 INCH PUNCH MUTHAFUCKAZ. http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/baltimore-city/bal-md.samurai16sep16,0,114199.story Exactly. Link to comment
DoubleSb Posted November 29, 2009 Content Count: 4162 Joined: 11/27/08 Status: Offline Share Posted November 29, 2009 http://www.baltimoresun.com/news/maryland/baltimore-city/bal-md.samurai16sep16,0,114199.story Exactly. I was using fist, not swords. Link to comment
PotshotPolka Posted November 29, 2009 Content Count: 6084 Joined: 03/31/08 Status: Offline Share Posted November 29, 2009 I was using fist, not swords. I assumed you meant your one-incher. Link to comment
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