Hilarious Twilight Pic.

[Bob Loblaw]

Sorry if it is old or has already been posted before sorry, I did a quick search, and couldn't find it. But admittedly I didn't go through every single thread that came up when I searched Twilight. This is the first I've seen it, and I'm sure others haven't seen it so please don't flame if it is old.

 

 

And a funny quote my brother showed me:

 

I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it’s unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he’s a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she’s a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it’s a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it’s a shitty lock. That shut her up.

 

Again, sorry if old, first I've heard of it.

[Red]

Nice on both plays

[Josh]

Heard/Seen both of these recently actually. Still gets a chuckle though.

[b0red]

I have seen the image before, but the joke was really funny. Gotta use that sometime when a girl complains about being called a slut.

[Jazz]

lol never seen that. Was funny

[TheTruth]

I posted this pic in the other thread.....

[Omar]

The joke is awesome

[SpaZMonKeY]

That's an old but EPIC joke. Never seen the pic, though I've seen similar.

[Maniac]

I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it’s unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he’s a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she’s a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it’s a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it’s a shitty lock. That shut her up.

True Dat

[Kuro]

I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it’s unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he’s a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she’s a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it’s a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it’s a shitty lock. That shut her up.

 

hahaha thats brilliant! the pic on the other hand... dont u ppl check out forums or only when u think u found gold?