Epic Bread Man Posted December 13, 2009 Content Count: 420 Joined: 11/16/08 Status: Offline Share Posted December 13, 2009 Fuck i couldn't breath while reading this hahahahah so funnny hahahaha Link to comment
Chobber Posted December 13, 2009 Content Count: 2186 Joined: 05/07/08 Status: Offline Share Posted December 13, 2009 no moar Link to comment
IntenseFajita Posted December 13, 2009 Content Count: 641 Joined: 08/04/09 Status: Offline Share Posted December 13, 2009 Stop breaking the "lol" chain damnit! LOL Link to comment
Wrathek Posted December 13, 2009 Content Count: 1839 Joined: 09/28/08 Status: Offline Share Posted December 13, 2009 (edited) i fucking HOPE this is a fucking joke. if it isn't, well fuck, in full and all honesty, i hope you NEVER trick ANY poor girl into dating you. fucking disgusting man. I used to be against shitting in public too, but I got over that, because at a certain age you realize "it doesn't fucking matter" and/or you run into situations similar to this where you HAVE to go, regardless of where its at. I'd personally rather get syphilis from a public toilet than do this retarded assed shit. ALL of that ASIDE, you sick fuck, WHY ON EARTH, did it cross your mind to SHIT AND PISS in SOMEONE ELSE'S BATH TUB, when it was against your better judgment to use their bathroom CORRECTLY in the first place? I honestly don't care how whiny you may get about the pain, but you could've easily shoved your erect penis into the toilet while you were sitting there and shitting. I've shat with an entirely erect penis more than once. sure, its painful, but its not impossible, and not NEARLY as disgusting or embarrassing as this mind-boggling situation is. Again, i hope SO MUCH that you were joking here, otherwise, please, turn gay and marry a hobo. Edited December 13, 2009 by Wrathek Link to comment
PotshotPolka Posted December 13, 2009 Content Count: 6084 Joined: 03/31/08 Status: Offline Share Posted December 13, 2009 It could have been worse. You could have tried masturbating too. Link to comment
Hazzard Posted December 13, 2009 Content Count: 95 Joined: 07/01/09 Status: Offline Share Posted December 13, 2009 It would be even better if she was a member of this community. Link to comment
Senior Posted December 13, 2009 Content Count: 950 Joined: 03/09/08 Status: Offline Share Posted December 13, 2009 At least you didnt shit your pants, sure, all over the bathroom, but not your pants. Link to comment
Exacto-Be Posted December 13, 2009 Content Count: 763 Joined: 10/17/09 Status: Offline Share Posted December 13, 2009 LOL'D HARD btw, if u cant shit & pee in the toilet just shit in the toilet, take some toiletpaper. press it against ur dick & let it all go. honestly u can much easyer clean up pee than u can clean up shit. Link to comment
P3rg3 Posted December 13, 2009 Content Count: 1484 Joined: 06/18/08 Status: Offline Share Posted December 13, 2009 LOL. Damn bro, that shit is fucked up. Link to comment
matt 187 Posted December 13, 2009 Content Count: 2678 Joined: 08/07/07 Status: Offline Share Posted December 13, 2009 It could have been worse. You could have tried masturbating too. Wait why did you have a boner in the fist place? Was the food that good? Link to comment
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