[NSFW] Worst possible "date" ever...I don't even... FML (serios)

[SneakySnake]

LOL!!!

 

Here is a tip:

 

How about sit on the toilet, and put your penis in the toilet, so you can pee and take shit at the same time.... That's what I do ...

 

He said his penis was erect, it wouldn't go down, and stay down. I guess you wouldn't know that.

[TheVirus]

All right. You trumped my drunken threads. Thank you for making us all feel better about our lives.

 

Also, why did you censor yourself?

[SilentGuns]

LMAO

 

I sprinted away

 

liar.

[Senior]

He said his penis was erect, it wouldn't go down, and stay down. I guess you wouldn't know that.

 

Id rather the top of my dick touch the bowl than shit in a tub.

[Boobcake]

[GrayFox]

Should have given her a Cleavland steamer while you had the chance

[Bubbles]

give me her number

 

i'll unclog her pipes

[PotshotPolka]

Wait why did you have a boner in the fist place? Was the food that good?

 

Yeah, that came to mind too.

 

All right. You trumped my drunken threads. Thank you for making us all feel better about our lives.

 

Also, why did you censor yourself?

 

Copypasta?

[Metal]

He said his penis was erect, it wouldn't go down, and stay down. I guess you wouldn't know that.

 

No bone...

Neji is right, but it would hurt like a bitch.

[BOOWY]

Lol at how fucked up society is. You gotta take a dump in someone else's bathroom, you gotta take a dump in someone else's bathroom(preferably the toilet you sick fuck). If she's not going to forgive you for being human then she's not worth the time. The boner is epic lawl.