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As Bender once said, "Man and robot love is NOT right!" It is essential that we communicate with other human beings, and by playing vs bots in CoH we are ruining man kind by not reproducing with our CoH counter parts. This is why a group has been set up, to foil the evil plans of those too n00b to play vs humans. 17 pounder spam will not keep man kind alive!
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  2. Yes read the guides they help and if you cant defend a base rush at least some of the time then you better get a practising [we all fail at it sometimes]. Also with bots you can jsut about prodict what there up to, where as humans can do as they please not as the script dictates. Basically its like the diffrence between a puppet and an actor. Also if you dont wanna play unfair teams and just wanna get good just play with pubbers [no one that you know in the whole game]. PRO TIP: SIM CITY SUCKS BALLS SO STOP TRYING! Edit: Whos the fourth Slovanian?
  3. Well when me you and Tink wanted to play we asked them for a game and even though they hadn't start us they said no to play bots.
  4. Understandable Frost, although pub games are quite fun too. You get more of a chance to make stategies with your friends because most of the time you are playing against people who don't know each other. Even if you lose you can learn from the loss, theres always people out there who are better and whilst I don't like losing if I get beaten by better players I sometimes do what they did and see what happens. Some people go further and record replays and watch them. I don't but if you want to look back at what happened and see what you did wrong and what you can improve on its a great tool to have.
  5. Just as a starter, considering that I've beaten Tinker in 1v1 I would consider myself as good/better. At the start I wasn't as good but with the will to be better you will get better, no doubt about it. The main thing I saw in your post Venomous was the 4 17 pounders and overwatch. This is the main thing, how is it realistic that comps will just get owned by your defenses all the time? Besides that, you end up relying on another team mate to go and attack afterwards. I can imagine a 1v1 you vs bots now..........10 hours later still defending! I wouldn't say that humans are something you should be annoyed about. Everyone has their tactics, (and Dracula doesn't always do that) but its a better experience when you don't know what is going to happen next. Comp stomps are scripted, and in pvp's anything could happen. The bottom line is, if you enjoy comp stomps, especially so that you can be lazy and camp defenses, then I fail to emphasize as it seems pointless.
  6. Well there are only 3 Slovenians.Good players are lux,drac,avro(25%),and a few more that a rarely play whit so i cant judge them on there skills .You can be better in pvp if you play pvp ofc.And in you'r post you say that its more realistic if you'r opponent goes straight away at your 4 17 pounders and mg nest and die 100% sure the using there "brain" and go around it . Oh an ppl read some guides how to play 1vs1 or 2vs2 so you now what to do vs base rushers! And lux stfu!(becos you'r gonna say fuck the guides or something stupid like that -.-" ).
  7. On the other hand, bots are more relegated to doing things that you would expect in an actual war. I know they are never gonna rush my base straight up in the begining, but I also know they are gonna be tough to defeat. I personally think the most important reason I like playing bots is that it creates a defensive game. With bots, I dont have to worry about 30 Hetzers sneaking up the left side of the map ad running straight into our base. I know that if a bot sees something between me and my base, they will stop to take that out first. I find few things more satisfying than watching a bot assault run headlong into 4 of my 17 pounders and 6 overwatches.
  8. The reason some of us hate PvP so much is because there are 5 players in our community who are super amazing at COH. The 4 Slovanians and Tinkerbell. Essentially, the 4 Slovanians always play together, so whats the point in even bothering to play them when you know it will be just an insta-rape? And beyond that it is near impossible to get them to split up. Furthermore, what could be more fun than dracula going Panzer Elite every time, building an infantry carrier and 2 anti-tank troops, and every round know that he is gonna send his carrier and two squads straight into your base area to destroy two of your bases because the British and Americans are so slow to build up strength that there is not way to defeat this stupid base rush. When the Slovanians arent around, it is esentially whoever has Tinkerbell wins. So if he ends up on the other team I generally just quit.
  9. Ive played a few comp stomps with Astrum and venomous. But, its cause we couldn't find any SG players and didnt want to do pubs.
  10. Really I don't mind people playing against bots, but when theres say 8 people which is a 4v4, its kind of depressing to find that people would rather play bots.
  11. DO NOT WORRY. By joining this group you may seek forgiveness from the mighty Gods for betraying man kind. All may join hands and play CoH in happiness against others :grouphug: By rejecting this opportunity to be forgiven you will be forever brainwashed and marry a bot!
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