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We started at the chatbox, so sorry, the top 3 is taken, as is the last spot.

 

The point of this is to create a thread which ranks the countries, not after troops, not after GDP, but after awesomeness. And the cool thing? YOU DECIDE.*

 

If you can't come up with any more countries, check out this wikipage: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries).

Now, let's go:

 

Estados Unidos >

 

1: Britain. = James lives on this island and takes up most of the space :(

2: Denmark. = Pastries, babes and they have Greenland (OMFG Polar bears?!)

3: Switzerland. = Toblerone

 

4: Ireland. = Beautiful

5: Germany. = Awesome Christmas products + EPIC CARS!

6: Egypt. = Nice tourist places, nice weather, extremely friendly people and the stores close at 4 am

7: Belgium. = Mmmmm chocolate.

8. Somalia. = Because everybody loves pirates.

9: South Africa. = Safaris, Nice weather, friendly people, english currency is still stronger than the rand, diamonds, world cup 2010

10. Kenya. = Neighbours Somalia and has lions.

11: Australia = Can't beat a good barbecue and it's where Yahtzee lives

12: France. = Smells like cheese.

13:Greece. = It might be full of hummus but nobody can beat fire ships.

14: Austria. = Birthplace of Arnold Schwarzenegger. 'Nuff said.

15: Jamaica. = relaxed People

16: Cuba. = CHÉ GUEVARA!!!!

17: Japan. = SUSHI FTW!!! + cool language

18: The Netherlands. = WhySoPro, Mystique and because of their famous cheese, tulips and uhmm wooden shoes

19: Canada.= In the jungle they're the Pandas.

20: Russia. = Most nuclear weapons.

 

21: Spain. = Because somebody's got to start the pink list.

22: South Georgia and the South Sandwich Islands. = Mmmmmmm...sandwich...

23: Kyrgyzstan. = A country with a name as long as that and only one vowel has to be good.

24: Iraq. = Friendly people and hot weather... HOT!! rawr.

25: Vatican City. = Viva La Pope!

26: Panama = Beautiful beaches and the panama canal

27: Christmas Island. = Because so far I've (Havok) not shown any recognition for holiday festivities.

28: Estonia. = Their only defense is singing.

29: Taiwan. = It's like china but without the communism with a little mix of japan

30: India. = b/c instead of the ice cream man, they have the CURRY man.

31: Italy. = Great food, people never use brakes in cars, alcohol is server to everyone, the firemen aren't bothered in you jump on the ladder as they drive past.

32: Brasil = Hotest women in the world.

33: Azerbaijan. = Lots of SAS safehouses here.

34: Cameroon. = Sounds like "Cameron." Shorten it to "Cam" and it's a town near where I live.

35: Djibouti. = Because when you say it with any accent it always sounds funny.

36: Eritrea. = Did an essay about it in English once. They like cycling, apparently.

37: Mexico. = Nobody can beat Mariachi music.

38: China. = Gave Britain the best Olympic Games in a LONG TIME. Plus they always have a label on everything we buy.

 

184: United Arab Emirates. = Gave another English football team too much money.

185: Chile. = Its in South America, who would be chilly there?

186: Micronesia. = Smaller than Andorra, and they're associated with America.

187: Oman. = One letter off "Omar" so it must be bad.

188: Uzbekistan. = Borat says that they are assholes

189: Sweden. = IKEA sucks.

190: Lithuania. = PAAAGAAAAAANS!!

191: Andorra. = It has a population of about seven families and two goats but is still one better than America.

192: Norway. = More like Snoreway

 

 

*First mention of the country = definitive position. A reason, as well as a specific position, is also needed to make it valid.

 

Colour Codes

 

Green = WIN.

Purple = 4-20.

Pink = 21-40.

Magenta = 41-60.

Olive = 61-80.

Red = Fail.

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NETHERLANDS!!!! Why.. because WhySoPro and Me live there :p

 

And because of our famous cheese and tulips and uhmm wooden shoes.. So i think it deserves a nice spot in the top 10 somewhere....

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