Scree :O Posted May 23, 2009 Content Count: 193 Joined: 05/10/09 Status: Offline Share Posted May 23, 2009 Old Testament: God creates the universe and he sees it and it's serious business, but then Satan pretends to be a snake and Trolls Eve, telling her "Apple or GTFO" (cause she was already showing tits.) She chooses the former and then she and her fuck buddy Adam b& for being trollbait. Then a lot of serious incest occurs and we get the human race (which explains a lot, really). Then later, Got gets uber pissed about Pharaoh Hitler pwning the Jews so he gives Moses some cheat codes for the universe. Moses stages a mass slave runaway and opens up the sea so the Jew can run through, closing it from behind him and drowning the ancient Nazis. God lol'd. Some other less important shit happens, mostly composed of a bunch of faggots writing emo poetry about God for him to fap to. New Testament: God finds Mary sleeping and just sticks the tip in and drops his load. Nine months later, Jesus is born. For his 13.th birthday, God gave Jesus more cheat codes thann he gave Moses, plus the rcon password for life. Later, Jesus becake a hardcore ska punk and trolled the old school Jews hard. They got super pissed and permabanned him with a cross and some nine inch nail. They forgot he had god mode on though, so he waited 3 days and hit vid_restart on the rcon panel, came back into life's server and laughed at the jews. After that, 3 more guys tell the same story, then this faggot Paul wrote an assload of shit about sex being evil and a bunch of other stuff that Jesus never fucking said but everybody listened to Paul anyway because they were stupid. THE END Link to comment
Dracula Posted May 23, 2009 Content Count: 4685 Joined: 03/26/08 Status: Offline Share Posted May 23, 2009 I lol'd. Link to comment
Cranks Posted May 23, 2009 Content Count: 1110 Joined: 07/20/08 Status: Offline Share Posted May 23, 2009 Link to comment
Scree :O Posted May 23, 2009 Content Count: 193 Joined: 05/10/09 Status: Offline Share Posted May 23, 2009 I got this joke in my mail. It's pretty old but whatever. Thought I would share. Link to comment
Slovenec Posted May 23, 2009 Content Count: 162 Joined: 10/19/08 Status: Offline Share Posted May 23, 2009 haha good one Link to comment
DoubleSb Posted May 23, 2009 Content Count: 4162 Joined: 11/27/08 Status: Offline Share Posted May 23, 2009 This is not Fail this is Steamgamerism. Link to comment
matt 187 Posted May 23, 2009 Content Count: 2678 Joined: 08/07/07 Status: Offline Share Posted May 23, 2009 this is Steamgamerism. true Link to comment
h3adsh0t Posted May 23, 2009 Content Count: 581 Joined: 06/09/08 Status: Offline Share Posted May 23, 2009 Lol'd Link to comment
Loganator456 Posted May 23, 2009 Content Count: 555 Joined: 07/28/08 Status: Offline Share Posted May 23, 2009 This is not Fail this is Steamgamerism.SteamGamerism steam-gamer-ism noun; "An interesting and addicting mix of awesome, hilarity, fun, fail threads in the Off-Topic section, and WTF going on." Link to comment
zapper Posted May 23, 2009 Content Count: 1671 Joined: 07/18/08 Status: Offline Share Posted May 23, 2009 noun; "An interesting and addicting mix of awesome, hilarity, fun, fail threads in the Off-Topic section, and WTF going on." I lol'd. Link to comment
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