My little sister (age 12) has gotten into a bad habit recently.

[Bad Dog]

After actually reading most of this now, I think I see what has happened to you:

 

. I woke up in the middle of the den where I collapsed, completely nude, and sprawled out on my back. My balls ached like never before, and I'm pretty sure they were a shade of purple. I couldn't get up. My head was ringing, but I was able to make out the voices of two or three of her friends from school in her room.

 

You were date raped by your sister and two or three of her friends.

Ouch.

[Kappa The 3rd]

teach her not to grab and pull the balls, teach her to pull on your penis, and maybe show her that if she sucks on it really hard it hurts the guy as well.

 

incest isnt that bad after all

[Movement]

Looks like ur sister is getting payed from her school friends to get you passed out and let them rape you

[Lordcrazy]

Punch her underside?

[Hiphopopotomus]

teach her not to grab and pull the balls, teach her to pull on your penis, and maybe show her that if she sucks on it really hard it hurts the guy as well.

 

incest isnt that bad after all

 

woah, WOAH, too far dude, too far.

[Lucid]

I mean, if you want to see if the story is legit, just copy and paste it into google

[Heymans]

What in the gods name of jesus fucking a is wrong with your sister?

also have sex with her, only reasonable resolution.

[Senior]

Are you trying to pull a tcp?

 

This is about as real as TCP's social life.

[Bad Dog]

This is about as real as TCP's social life.

 

TCP jokes are so 09

[Desum]

kicking a girl in the vagina is a good way to defend yourself when the monkey tries to steal a peach.

 

I studied day and night to perfect this technique...

 

 

 

Nonetheless though, I do indeed smell copypasta... If it were true though and you're just one of those "can't hit a girl" guys, get over it and smackabitch.