The Neotoric Sovereign of Bel-Air

[Neji]

 

This is a tale explaining the manner in which

My way of life was rotated along a Y axis until it reached a position roughly 180 degrees from that which it started

If I could have 60 seconds of your time, simply place your posterior in the selected location

And I will relate to you the details of how I was made the male monarch of the district of the City of Los Angeles, California commonly referred to as Bel-Air (coordinates 34.08333 - 118.44778)

 

In the western region of the “City of Brotherly Love” known as Philadelphia my mother expelled me from her womb, and indeed that is also where I spent my childhood in my mother’s care

The majority of my time was spent in a recreational area containing such diversions as a jungle gym, swing set, sand box, etc.

I was typically at the height of leisure while frequently at a temperature slightly below what might be considered standard room temperature

Outside of my educational institution I was engaging in a game of basketball with some of my friends

When a couple of gentlemen who seemed to be of the disposition to cause a great deal of mischief

Began causing a great deal of chaos and disharmony in the area in which I lived

I was involved in one rather small bout of fisticuffs after which my mother became concerned for my general safety and well-being

And she informed me that I would be moving in with her sister and her sister’s husband in the previously mentioned community of Bel-Air

 

I implored my mother to relent approximately 24-48 hours ago

Yet she gathered my belongings in a somewhat flat, rectangular shaped piece of luggage and expelled me from her presence

She placed her lips upon my cheek in an affectionate manner and handed me a pre-purchased pass for public transportation

I placed the headphones for my personal music system into my ears and verbalized the idea that I may as well impact this situation with my foot

 

Traveling in the highest available level of comfort, this is indeed an unfortunate situation (although I make this statement with some irony)

Consuming the juices obtained by the squeezing of the fruit of a Citrus sinensis from a piece of glass stemware commonly reserved for the sipping of sparkling wine originating from the Champagne region of France

I pause to wonder if this is indeed how the residents of the admittedly upper-class neighborhood of Bel-Air commonly live

Indeed I find this situation may be rather to my enjoyment

 

I puckered my lips and exhaled forcefully to produce a shrill note in order to gain the attention of a taxicab driver and as the driver approached

I observed his California vanity plate which in place of the traditional jumble of alpha-numeric characters, used only the letters F, R, E, S, and H, spelling out the word “fresh” and from his rear-view mirror dangled a pair of oversized, fur-covered cubes decorated to look like the six-sided dice commonly used in gambling and board games

In such a situation I could have made a statement about the unusualness of this particular taxicab to the point of it being nearly unique

Instead I cogitatively decided against it and instead informed the driver that he should deliver me to what was to become my new home in the community of Bel-Air

 

We pulled up to a large domicile sometime between the hours of 7 and 8 o’clock

And in a loud tone of voice I informed the cab driver that at some undetermined point in the future I would again detect his odor through my sense of olfaction

I gazed about the region of land that I was destined to rule, reflecting on my arrival

Where I would claim my rightful place upon the throne, from which I would govern the community of Bel-Air as monarch

 

 

 

 

[Doorknob]

hahaha, epic

[Drox]

would be better with music and being actually rap by someone

[Shine]

Epic Win!

[Desum]

that didnt ryhme

[Jeaneh]

would be better with music and being actually rap by someone

 

This haha.

[Zaraki]

NEW SERIES ABOUT IT WITH JADEN SMITH AND THIS SONG AS INTRO XD

APPROVED!

[Kuro]

NEW SERIES ABOUT IT WITH JADEN SMITH AND THIS SONG AS INTRO XD

APPROVED!

 

i can see it now. they'll call it the karate kid of bel-air