The dumbest thing ever

[Harbor]

So i am quietly snoozing on my couch when my parents run down stairs, at 3am. wake me up asking where michelle is (my girlfriend). I say wtf why? and apparently her mom had just called and said she never came home from hanging out with me, so naturally im freaking out cause i watched her walk up the driveway, so the only possible explanation is she is dead.........

 

I start calling her about 15 minutes of pure panic later her mom calls.... "Hey we found michelle she was sleeeping in her room! I thought she was her brother.

 

 

Wouldn't you check the whole house before calling at 3am? WTF

[Drox]

Wait, why would her brother be sleeping in her bed?

[Jewpiter]

I don't believe you have a girlfriend.

[Lux]

Wait, why would her brother be sleeping in her bed?

 

Unlawful shit goes on in Wisconsin

[Ronen]

Unlawful shit goes on in Wisconsin

 

 

Well obviously we have Uhh retards living in Wisconsin...

[Harbor]

Wait, why would her brother be sleeping in her bed?

 

Did i not mention her mom was an idiot?

[b0red]

I don't believe you have a girlfriend.

 

nah he does, i can back it up

[tinkerbell]

nah he does, i can back it up

 

miss R Hand????

[Cromyth]

miss R Hand????

 

Jill

[TheVirus]

I was expecting a self-portrait of Shamwow.