Engrish "must be genuine"

[Simmons1114]

A typical middle age man, always proud of being handsome. His working attitude is only today counts, not passionate towards his job, only feels interested towards horse race betting, invest in shares. When he sees girls, he will act with a handsome manner. He feels interested towards his girl colleagues, always shows horny towards the girl colleagues, and always finds excuses to ask the girl staffs out, but always got rejected.

 

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