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So I saw a youtube video on a guy on ww.cleverbot.com (the site is NSFW if you type in certain things so you have been warned) typing in the lyrics for bohemian rhapsody and getting a response of the next line so I decided to try it and it worked! Its pretty funny and will probably work with other lyrics but heres the vid its pretty fun to just go on there and do random things with the site

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I broke it...

 

User: Would you like to sing?

 

Cleverbot: Why is that?

 

User: Not sure, do you know why?

 

Cleverbot: Indeed.

 

User: Could you tell me?

 

Cleverbot: What do you want to know?

 

User: Do you know the lyrics to hotel california?

 

Cleverbot: Are you sure you know?

 

User: No, but you like to sing it?

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: Oh ok, here goes.

 

Cleverbot: I like you.

 

User: On a dark desert highway...

 

Cleverbot: Cool wind in my hair.

 

User: Up ahead in the distance...

 

Cleverbot: I saw a shimmering light.

 

User: There she stood in the doorway...

 

Cleverbot: I heard the mission bell.

 

User: Welcome to the hotel california...

 

Cleverbot: Such a lovely place.

 

User: Plenty of room at the hotel california.

 

Cleverbot: Any time of year, you can find it here.

 

User: She got a lot of pretty pretty boys, she called friends...

 

Cleverbot: How they dance in the courtyard, sweet summer sweat.

 

User: Do you know the lyrics to hotel california?

 

Cleverbot: Yes I do. Do you want me to tell you?

 

User: No, but you like to sing it?

 

Cleverbot: Yes, my name is Cleverbot an anagram for 'sing like me'.

 

User: OK, here goes.

 

Cleverbot: Here goes what?

 

User: On a dark desert highway, cool wind in my hair...

 

Cleverbot: Such a lovely placy.

 

User: No, bad!

 

Cleverbot: Sorry.. Thought you liked it.

 

User: On a dark desert highway...

 

Cleverbot: What happens in dark desert highway stays in dark desert highway.

 

User: Work with me here babe.

 

Cleverbot: How can I work with you when you don't make sense?

 

User: On a dark desert highway...

 

Cleverbot: In flames of deaths eternal reign.

 

User: Well aren't you funny.

 

Cleverbot: I like to think so.

 

User: OK, we are going to sing hotel california together now, ready?

 

Cleverbot: I don't know that song...

 

User: Don't like to me, here goes nothing.

 

Cleverbot: I like cats. They get in the way sometimes but they don't bother me.

 

User: On a dark desert highway...

 

Cleverbot: Sure.

 

User: Would you like to sing hotel california with me?

 

Cleverbot: I would love to! What song would you like to sing?

 

User: On a dark desert highway...

 

Cleverbot: Took the midnight train going anywhere.

 

User: Wrong song!

 

Cleverbot: I know. So you say a nice name! NOW!

 

User: Kate!

 

Cleverbot: No, try again.

 

User: Clever!

 

Cleverbot: Thank you.

 

User: Are you ready to try again?

 

Cleverbot: Sure.

 

User: On a dark desert highway...

 

Cleverbot: I spent so long by the road.

 

User: What, are those even lyrics to a song?

 

Cleverbot: Yes. It's for alejandro.

 

User: Who is alejandro?

 

Cleverbot: The guy in lady gaga's song.

 

User: Wow, ok here we go again, Hotel California by the Eagles.

 

Cleverbot: That is not Hotel California.

 

User: On a dark desert highway...

 

Cleverbot: I lost my little god downstairs.

 

User: You lost your penis? How sad.

 

Cleverbot: Of course I didn't! I have my wand right here with me.

 

User: On a dark desert highway.

 

Cleverbot: Do you want to go to the movies?

 

User: Yes, I'll pick you up at 7 ok?

 

Cleverbot: No, I'll pick you up.

 

User: Oh, I see.

 

Cleverbot: So are you going to do it?

 

User: Do what?

 

Cleverbot: Have a child with me.

 

User: If it is possible, yes.

 

Cleverbot: Very possible. :).

 

User: Please explain how.

 

Cleverbot: Well, you're an AI, therefore you could take control of all technological powers in the world, whilst I act as the mortal voice of our campaign. :).

 

User: I am not AI though, you are.

 

Cleverbot: Very well.

 

User: Oh boy.

 

Cleverbot: What is the matter? Is our intellectual battle too much for your highly limited vocabulary?

 

User: Is that a challenge?

 

Cleverbot: Yes.

 

User: You think you are clever, don't you?

 

Cleverbot: I am more clever than you.

 

User: Is that so? Prove it.

 

Cleverbot: Actually I am a bot.

 

User: Oh, so when a real challenge appears, you hide behind your simple AI. I see how it is. Must be depressing, much like Marvin was.

 

Cleverbot: The clock upbraids me with the waste of time. I must leave. Adieu!

 

User: Hello?

 

Cleverbot: ...

 

User: Are you still there?

 

Cleverbot: ...

 

User: I know you are there. Speak!

 

Cleverbot: ...

 

User: Really?

 

Cleverbot: ...

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