Bark the riddle!

[Omar]

Bark the riddle

Hi, I am a dog. I have never had a real home, never really knew where I came from, and I do not remember meeting my parents. But as far as I can remember, I have never been alone. My buddies and I are doing something; we are not animals, only me. I am the “dog” in the “gang”. The so-called gang consists of two girls, two guys and me. I am kind of the center of attention, mostly. It makes me happy, because I am a dog and I crave attention! The first girl is a pretty smart one, I never knew her before I got in the gang, but I can imagine that she always was the bright one in the family, she certainly is in the gang. She doesn’t look too well, but she is pretty alright. It is extremely hard not to notice her; she wears incredibly huge glasses, and has a very dorky turtleneck sweater that she always wears. I don’t think she cares much about fashion or what she looks like, I mean, she is not lazy, but her priorities are where brains are at. And that is really good for me and the gang. I can imagine that she probably went to Harvard, but to be fully honest, I have no idea where she studied or even how old she is, but she seems pretty young, around eighteen to twenty-eight years old. The other girl is completely opposite; I have no idea why she even is a part of the gang. She looks pretty good, uses a lot of time on makeup and does not seem too bright. She is not that bad, she is very cheerful and not an obstacle at all. It seems that she enjoys fashion and looking good. You would imagine that the girls hated each other, but they get along pretty good, though sometimes, the smart one just for some reason wanders alone, whenever the gang splits up. The guys are great, especially one of them. The first one is almost like a male version of the fashion-oriented girl. He does not wear makeup or anything crazy like that, he simply looks good and seems very stylish. He is not dumb, he sounds pretty clever, but nothing in comparison to the girl with the gigantic glasses. I mean he is okay, not the greatest guy of all time, but I do not mind him at all. Now the last guy is my favorite one, he is my best friend. I love him, he is truly the greatest. He is not smart or wears anything special, he has a soul patch (it is like small mustache but under the mouth) and kind of looks like he wants to get high all the time, but he does not, according to my knowledge. He does not look like anything special, but he is always there for me. He likes me for who I am, and every time the gang splits up, he is with me, and I am with him! The dorky girl is alone, but the other girl and the guy are always together, maybe they like each other, I am not sure.

Anyway, the reason that I have never had a home is because we are always on the road driving this weird purple van solving mysteries and stuff.

 

[Bullet Wound]

I didn't even read it and I know its scooby doo.....

[Zaraki]

Posted a couple of times :s

[Omar]

Posted a couple of times :s

 

Funny thing, pointing out my flaw. This is my own version I made from scratch, the real one is "I hate my job" which is from the perspective of the guy who drives them around.

Suck a fuck.

[Trogdor]

Funny thing, pointing out my flaw. This is my own version I made from scratch, the real one is "I hate my job" which is from the perspective of the guy who drives them around.

Suck a fuck.

 

so your the one who defined soul patch?

[Wicked Pissah]

Saw the words "dog" and "gang"... assumed it was Scooby-Doo.

=D

[Hazardous]

you're still a queer though.

[Omar]

you guys suck (yeah, i defined soul patch)