What's your most embarrassing story you have?

[PurpleToon]

Just some Embarrassing Stuff! Hahahaha

 

Probably the most Embarrassing Story I have is.. Well I was at my girl friends house and we were just hanging out (Mainly just talking) then we started talking about her mother.. Well this is when things get intresting well apparently her mother was once a porn star when she was younger and she is really sensitive about it and lemmie just say that she had the a complete pornstar milf body. ANYWAY!! We were talking about her and she started telling me about her porn star life and then her mother walked in.. O.O (I miiighhttt have said she looked pretty hot before she walked into the room sooo... that happened) She just stared at us.. then she told me to leave basically and I was never aloud there ever again.. Well this was not that embarrassing now that I type this but it scared the shit out of me.. Hahahahaha

[LoneWolf]

Probably the most Embarrassing Story I have is.. Well I was at my girl friends house and we were just hanging out (Mainly just talking) then we started talking about her mother.. Well this is when things get intresting well apparently her mother was once a porn star when she was younger and she is really sensitive about it and lemmie just say that she had the a complete pornstar milf body. ANYWAY!! We were talking about her and she started telling me about her porn star life and then her mother walked in.. O.O (I miiighhttt have said she looked pretty hot before she walked into the room sooo... that happened) She just stared at us.. then she told me to leave basically and I was never aloud there ever again.. Well this was not that embarrassing now that I type this but it scared the shit out of me.. Hahahahaha

name pls

[PurpleToon]

Whos name? xD

[struki]

Hold the fuck up,you think THATS awkward? I have a story that was so awkward it triggers shivering spasms every time i remmember it . This,infact might have been the saddest thing to happen ever.

 

Anyways,on with the story:

 

I was 13 or 14 and after i made out with this girl i got her number and we went on a date, so far so good.

 

We were walking down the street,holding hands, when this gypsy lady comes with roses offering to sell them.

Note: I had around 10$ on me.

 

Sure,why not,its romantic n shit.

I take the rose,give it to my date and take out the 10$ giving it to the gypsy and wait for change.

 

The gypsy lady says : 7 dollars.

 

The information hits me like a truck

7 DOLLARS it echoes in my head.

 

- what do i do? how do i get out of this? I dont want to pay 7 dollars for a rose.

 

Frozen in the street,my brain calculates every possible outcome to this scenario trying to get out of it.

 

Panicked i literally take the money out of the gypsys hand,fucking grab the rose and return it to the gypsy.

 

Realizing what i had done ,as if i had murdered somebody ( which would have been less embarrassing ) i take my dates hand and speed-walk away.

 

What followed was the most excruciating 3 minute silence i ever experienced.

 

You know that feeling after you masturbate?

The 'what the fuck am i doing ' feeling.

Multiply it by a 100 and maybe you can fathom what i was feeling.

 

 

After that we sat on a park bench and made out,atleast i have that to remmember .

 

For anyone wondering we actually went out a few more times,but she was boring as fuck and we broke up.

 

 

From this day onward whenever something embarrassing happens to you,think back on this thread and remmember that it could be worse

[PurpleToon]

Oh damn!!! That is embarrassing! Like I had another story but idk if I want to tell it (Its about sex) but dang bro!