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I set my clock 15+ minutes ahead so I am not late for work.

Oh, there will be much fucking when she flys up here. I will be moving in with her in a few months time. Can't. Fucking. Wait.

You do realize the Bible is fiction, right?

You have 84 out of 140 challenges (60%) ... Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Not my fault I had a seizure in my bed while fapping and my feet got caught on the headboard.

Never knew a sock can get pregnant.

That's what she said.

brb, gonna fap.

That just proves that you're really a man.

* There are 95,742 people in the U.S. with the first name x. * Statistically the 534th most popular first name. * More than 99.9 percent of people with the first name x are male. * There are 10,354 people in the U.S. with the last name x. * Statistically the 3272th most popular last name. * There are 3 people in the U.S. named x x Numbers may have been altered to protect the innocent.

Seriously... 'your'... YOU INVENTED THE FUCKING LANGUAGE!

Fuck, I miss Carl Sagan If you have not watched Cosmos, please, do yourself a favor and watch it. Even 30 years later, it's still incredible. RIP Carl Sagan.

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A few of yours overlap with a few of mine. I smell a copycat!

I don't hate them. I love the idea, in fact. It's just that the awards listed are rather pointless and don't qualify as awards to begin with. An award is something you've accomplished. I can go join a random forum right now and get a 3 year tag in 2013; no work on my part needs to be done. I don't know how the current award system is setup or how difficult it is to add them to users, but if 99% of the users qualify for an award, then that award should be thrown out. Awards should be rare and limited to a lucky few.

I broke up with my fiance, then-girlfriend of 3 years, for 6 months. I was fairly miserable but my friends helped me out. It happened in college, before Easter, and lasted until about my birthday. I stayed up in college for summer school while she was at home. We really didn't remain friends, I called her on her birthday, and hardly talked. I was too miserable/depressed to date other people and we eventually got back together. I don't remember much, I have a habit of completely blocking out all bad memories. Just don't do anything you would regret and don't do anything you wouldn't want him doing. If it's about getting married then hold it off. If he just wants some strange then slap him upside the face. I wish you the best of luck and keep an upbeat attitude. I hate to say it, but it'll be rough.

Not all higher ups play the favoritism card. If the awards are voted on, then favoritism pretty much goes out the window. It's difficult to quantify most of the awards and the ones that are quantifiable are already listed next to the user's name. Also, even if the favoritism card is played, then wouldn't that mean the member be doing something right?

They were just general ideas, obviously they'd need to be tweaked based on current data. The subjectively based awards shouldn't be an issue. If an AO+ sees that someone met that criterion, they could either hand it out or setup some vote for the rest of the AO+ staff to vote on. People that beg for it or are obviously whoring themselves for it wouldn't get it, hence the need for a subjective opinion.

Here are some suggestions: Servers: Prison Break Aficionado - 50 hours in-game. Zombie Houdini - 50 hours in-game Zombie Escape Little Toys - 50 hours in-game Mini Games Hang 10 - 50 hours in-game Surf Grim Evader - 50 hours in-game Deathrun Straight Skillz - 50 hours in-game Bhop/Trickz Raw Dog - 50 hours in-game Reg CSS Castle Basher - 50 hours in-game TF2 Forum: Helping Hand - Assisting members with questions/problems. Subjectively based. Chatter Mouth - 100,000+ lines entered into the Chatbox. Artistic Ability - Assisting members with signatures/avatars. Subjectively based. Mapping Guru - Created 5+ approved maps that stay on the server for 30+ days. Mad Hatter - Unintelligible posts. Poster makes little to no sense but is generally sincere. Subjectively based. Grammar Nazi - Constantly griping about people's grammar, or lack thereof. Brown Nose - A member who constantly sucks up to the higher ups. Annoyingly Adored - A member who is seen as an incredibly annoying member, but is generally well liked. Subjectively based. Misc: Awacs Special - A member who reports 100+ players and has them rightfully banned. Undercover Cop - A member/admin that reports 5+ admins and has them banned. Contributor - A member that has contributed beyond what was expected of them (assisting in scripts, maps, finding bugs, etc). That's all I got for now.

If the icons are to be shown on the posts, I'd like the ability to collapse/hide them. It adds more screen clutter. If they are awards, they should be for accomplishments, not their current position. Active years, total thanks, post count, reputation are all redundant since they are already displayed. Also, we have a top 20 donor badge, why make an award for it as well? While I like the concept, this was horribly planned. All of these 'awards' are completely redundant and not truly awards.

You just said that so you can use her account to thank yourself. I'm on to your games.

Yeah, it's a known issue. Not that I'm speaking from experience or anything, but you can cause it to fall down and kill mostly everyone in their cells. Most of the time it just lands on top of the pool. Good stuff.