Paladin's failure.

[Paladin]

Yeah, I made the biggest possible mistake I could today. See, my alternative school is bout 3 miles from my house, which isn't that far imho. I can walk it easily most of the time, and I decided I wanted to walk today. Well, big mistake. Found out that the traffic was backed up for miles, so I had to take an alternate route. Heres how its bad, I have the worst possible sense of direction you can think of. So of course, while finding an alternate route I got lost. To make matters worse, I fell into the sewers. So by then, I was tired and was smelling like shit, and not my own either, until I decided, fuck it. So I crossed the street whenever I had an opportunity, and then crossed through the woods that were near my house and got scratched up by a hell of alot of thorns. Finally got home, but they sprayed me with a hose before I could go through the door.

[James]

Wow, nice story, but what... the hell.

[VirDeBello]

LMAO Fell in the sewers??? How could you fall in the sewers. Maybe you just need glasses and not a sense of direction.

[Paladin]

I figured James it would give everyone a good laugh.

 

Also vird, how I fell in the sewers was I ended up tripping on a rock and falling in.

[Jaffa]

open sewers...where do you live? new orleans?

[Zero001]

How does traffic play a part in this when you're walking?

[Jesstilence]

I'm cold, alone, and confused now.

[Paladin]

Traffic plays a part when dickheads are at the wheel, because if you cross infront of them, they will turn your ass into ground beef.

[Jack_Sparow]

:dm: owned by mother fu**Kn Nature! Shes a cruel bitch

[Paladin]

Noone can top this.