State Slogans

[Emma]

Hehe.

 

Alabama:

At Least We're not Mississippi

 

Alaska:

11,623 Eskimos Can't be Wrong!

 

Arizona:

But It's a Dry Heat

 

Arkansas:

Litterasy Ain't Everthing

 

California:

As Seen on TV

 

Colorado:

If You Don't Ski, Don't Bother

 

Connecticut:

Like Massachusetts, Only Dirtier and With Less Character

 

Delaware:

We Really Do Like the Chemicals in our Water

 

Florida:

Ask Us About Our Grandkids

 

Georgia:

Without Atlanta we're Alabama

 

Hawaii:

Haka Tiki Mou Sha'ami Leeki Toru

(Death to Mainland Scum, But Leave Your Money)

 

Idaho:

More Than Just Potatoes...

Well Okay, We're Not, But The Potatoes Sure Are Real Good

 

Illinois:

Please Don't Pronounce the "S"

 

Indiana:

2 Billion Years Tidal Wave Free

 

Iowa:

We Do Amazing Things With Corn

 

Kansas:

First Of The Rectangle States

 

Kentucky:

Five Million People; Seven Last Names

 

Louisiana:

We're Not All Drunk Cajun Wackos,

But That's Our Tourism Campaign

 

Maine:

We're Really Cold,

But We Have Cheap Lobster

 

Maryland:

A Thinking Man's Delaware

 

Massachusetts:

Our Taxes Are Lower Than Sweden's

 

Michigan:

First Line of Defense From the Canadians

 

Minnesota:

10,000 Lakes and 10,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 Mosquitoes

 

Mississippi:

Come Feel Better About Your Own State

 

Missouri:

Your Federal Flood Relief Tax Dollars at Work

 

Montana:

Land of the Big Sky, the Unabomber, Right-Wing Crazies, and Very Little Else

 

Nebraska:

Ask About Our State Motto Contest

 

Nevada:

Whores and Poker!

 

New Hampshire:

Go Away and Leave Us Alone

 

New Jersey:

You Want a ##$%##! Motto?

I Got Yer ##$%##! Motto Right Here!

 

New Mexico:

Lizards Make Excellent Pets

 

New York:

You Have the Right to Remain Silent, You Have the Right to an Attorney...

 

North Carolina:

Tobacco is a Vegetable

 

North Dakota:

We Really are One of the 50 States!

 

Ohio:

We Wish We Were In Michigan

 

Oklahoma:

Like the Play, only No Singing

 

Oregon:

Spotted Owl... It's What's For Dinner

 

Pennsylvania:

Cook With Coal

 

Rhode Island:

We're Not REALLY An Island

 

South Carolina:

We Have Never Actually Surrendered to the North

 

South Dakota:

Closer Than North Dakota

 

Tennessee:

The Educashun State

 

Texas:

A Whole 'Nother Country!

 

Utah:

Our Jesus Is Better Than Your Jesus

 

Vermont:

Yep

 

Virginia:

Who Says Government Stiffs and Slackjaw Yokels Don't Mix?

 

Washington:

Help! We're Overrun By Nerds and Slackers!

 

Washington, D.C.:

Wanna Be Mayor?

 

West Virginia:

One Big Happy Family -- Really!

 

Wisconsin:

Come Cut Our Cheese

 

Wyoming:

Wynot?

[Slavic]

Yet another list that proves how awesome Jersey is.

 

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[Zero001]

Yet another list that proves how awesome Jersey is.

 

: D

 

It should have been "Jersey - We drive like shit. Hell! We can't even pump our own gas."

[Slavic]

Hey don't get jealous that you can't keep up with our drivers. And we are way to sophisticated to pump our own gas.

[Zero001]

Can't keep up? I come from Florida and driving 10mph over the speed limit is the minimum requirement. Jersey drivers always seem lost, even in their own state.

[Emma]

that's because your state is full of old farts that can't read the speed limit signs anyway zero, they just take a guess.

[Itch]

I'm from Utah.. and well.. I'd take offense.. but you pretty much nailed it.

[EvInReaLife]

not everyone who lives in california is on tv, i take offenseto that

[raven maniac]

damn i live between PA and MD.....i claim MD lol xD

[Buwak]

New Hampshire baby!

 

Only state with the word die in its motto.