Italian Jew Posted February 1, 2008 Content Count: 4473 Joined: 11/26/07 Status: Offline Share Posted February 1, 2008 Did you ever want to be a part of something as pointless as a clan, but can never find the one that truly stands out as honest and not full of itself? Well here it is, "clan" MATZA!!! Established by myself, the fearless leader, the creme de le creme of all the Italian Jews! To be perfectly honest, we do not do much. We just sit in the servers and wear our MATZA tags with pride. Why? Well, clan competitions are typically pointless dick waving competitions between 12 year olds who really don't know the meaning of a dick nor have they seen a real one since their dads accidently flapped open their robes that one christmas morning. We only accept the best, and by that I mean we accept only people I deem worthy. If you wear the tag without our permission, we really can't do a damn thing about it except exclude you from our "Inner Circle" as it were. We might have a freewebs website up soon so we can post on some lame forums, but in time I think this system will grow to be a multi-billion dollar a year organization. MATZA takes gaming waaaaaaayyyy too seriously, so we assign military ranks to our members. We are to use military slang at all times so as to freak out our opponents...them typically being little kids who believe spamming the CS Radio commands is the coolest thing since Yu-Gi-Oh and Candy Land. Our Captains own your Staff Sergeants!!!!! Join if you are worthy!!!! P.S. JK about the whole damn thing; trying to make a point about gey clans online. You can wear the MATZA tag if you want to join mine and Veggie's joke/satire clan. Just LOL about the whole thing. PEACE! Link to comment
Assasin Posted February 1, 2008 Content Count: 70 Joined: 11/20/07 Status: Offline Share Posted February 1, 2008 Ok....I still don't understand if it's a joke or a real clan... Link to comment
Italian Jew Posted February 1, 2008 Content Count: 4473 Joined: 11/26/07 Status: Offline Share Posted February 1, 2008 LOL...ok the main body text is the satire In reality, the MATZA "clan" is just a group of friends. As of right now it is me and Veggie, but people can join in on the fun if they want. Link to comment
Veggie Posted February 1, 2008 Content Count: 4123 Joined: 05/20/07 Status: Offline Share Posted February 1, 2008 haha, I thought we did it for a day. Link to comment
Italian Jew Posted February 1, 2008 Content Count: 4473 Joined: 11/26/07 Status: Offline Share Posted February 1, 2008 (edited) It lives ON!!!!!!!! Alert the masses! Oh yeah, Fresh Prince is part of the "clan". He is a real man! Edited February 1, 2008 by Italian Jew Because i felt like it... Link to comment
Vampy Posted February 1, 2008 Content Count: 62 Joined: 01/31/08 Status: Offline Share Posted February 1, 2008 goodluck! i hope this clan becomes superior to the world :> Link to comment
Italian Jew Posted February 2, 2008 Content Count: 4473 Joined: 11/26/07 Status: Offline Share Posted February 2, 2008 It already is...I am in it! So is Veggie and Prince :goofy: Link to comment
Assasin Posted February 2, 2008 Content Count: 70 Joined: 11/20/07 Status: Offline Share Posted February 2, 2008 It smells fail... Link to comment
broncoty Posted February 2, 2008 Content Count: 1615 Joined: 03/03/07 Status: Offline Share Posted February 2, 2008 It smells fail... lol and what gives you that impression? Link to comment
Emma Posted February 2, 2008 Content Count: 58 Joined: 01/19/08 Status: Offline Share Posted February 2, 2008 124° ftw. Link to comment
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