Corny Joke Thread

[Lucid]

So basically, all you have to do on this thread is post Corny Jokes. Oh and, your supposed to laugh.

 

I'll go first.

 

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mining shaft?

 

A-Miner lol

 

Post yours, and ill attempt to laugh at them.

[bethy]

My little brother tells me these lame jokes all the time. He gets them from his Popsicle sticks. I usually laugh to make him feel better or because they are so stupid.

 

 

What do you call cheese that's not yours?

Nacho cheese.

[Josh]

Your mom.

[Ganzta]

josh's mom

[XeNo]

So basically, all you have to do on this thread is post Corny Jokes. Oh and, your supposed to laugh.

 

I'll go first.

 

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mining shaft?

 

A B-Miner lol

 

Post yours, and ill attempt to laugh at them.

I thought it was supposed to be 'A-Miner' not 'A B-Miner'.

 

Makes much more sense to say A-Miner.

[CandleJack]

Your mom.

 

Cloud?

 

What's brown and sticky?

 

A stick

[Kuro]

guy walks into a bar.... ouch!

[TNT]

The last time I came, a small child on the other side of the globe went blind.

 

 

 

 

 

 

There is no joke. It's a sad story.

[Cookie]

My little brother tells me these lame jokes all the time. He gets them from his Popsicle sticks. I usually laugh to make him feel better or because they are so stupid.

 

 

What do you call cheese that's not yours?

Nacho cheese.

 

lol i found that to be humorous.

[MPQC]

Oh yes..I've got an entire army of bad jokes in a file stored away...

 

Steven Hawking came back for his first blind date in 10 years.

His glasses were smashed, his nose was broken, he had twisted ankle and

a bruised knee.

 

Apparently, she had stood him up.

 

Apparently terrorists have infiltrated the makers of Alphabeti Spaghetti and laced some tins with explosive.

 

If they go off it could spell disaster.

 

^^^^ Is definitely one of my favorites!

 

A pirate walks into a bar wearing a paper towel on his head. He sits down at the bar and orders some rum. The bartender asks, "Why are you wearing a paper towel?" "Arrr..." says the pirate. "I've got a bounty on me."

 

A string walks into a bar, the bartender asks, "Hey, you're a string aren't you? We don't serve strings here." The string goes in the bathroom, ties a knot on his head and fans it out, then goes and asks the bartender for a beer. Bartender looks at him suspiciously and asks, "You aren't a string, are you?" The string replies, "Frayed knot"

 

A man walks in to an empty bar and hears a voice say, "Hey, your hot." He asks the bartender what that was all about where the voice came from. The bartender points and says, "It's the peanuts, they're complimentary."

 

Why was the blood donation unsuccessful?

Because it was all in vein.

 

A man was charged with stealing ducks from a local pond in a small English village.

When in court, the judge asked how he pleaded. He replied 'Not guilty Mallard'.

 

I've got dozens of these... I'll throw up some more later! It's already at tl;dr length.