LIFE without a Girl Friend is cool...

[alfordaln]

Reasons why LIFE without a Girl Friend is cool.

1. You can stare at any Girl.......

2. You don't have to spend money on her.

3. You won't get boring result in ur board papers.

4. No girlfriend, no emotional blackmailing.

5. If u don't have a girlfriend, she can't dump u.

6. Having a girlfriend is hot, not having a girlfriend is automatically cool, and every one loves to be a cool guy.

7. This can be more to life than just waiting for the bloody phone to ring.

8. You won't have to tolerate someone else defining, "right" and "wrong" for u.

9. Girlfriend can get so possessive that you can't do anything according ur wishes anymore.

10. You can buy gifts for mom, dad, sis or grandpa instead of a girlfriend and have a happier family life.

11. You won't have to waste paper writing love letters. No more endless waiting for ur date to arrive at some weird shop place.

12. You can have more friends, as u will have more time for them.

13. You wont have to see boring love stories instead of sports.

14. You wont have to tell lie to anybody and, therefore, u'll sin less.

15. You can have good night's sleep-no need to dream about her.

16. You wont have to fight over having a 'special' friend with ur folks.

17. No nonstop nonsense.

18. You wont have drown in the pool of her tears.

19. No tension.

20. You can be "urself"

21. You wont have to hide your telephone bills.....

[Mystique]

and in the end, you will still live at your mom's house at age 45...

[Bubbles]

and use tears as lube to jerk off in all your sorrow

 

EDIT: do you tell yourself this before you go to bed every night?

[Dimitry]

the 2 post above me made my day:clap:

[ckw]

Cool story bro..

[Runski]

I rofl'd a bit.

"It's cool to not have a Girlfriend."

[Dannen]

You sir need some lesson's from airassault.

[Jewpiter]

OP is lonely and wants a girlfriend

[Daze]

OP is lonely and wants a girlfriend

 

Judging from his sig? Yes.

 

cheer up d00d ^___________^

[P3rg3]

All those points could be valid, if you would be in a terrible relationship, that is.

 

You either never found yourself the right girlfriend or you are just copy & pasting this for the lulz.

That doesn't work in this community.