Corrupt-a-Wish!

[Crimson]

Granted, but you're stuck with virgin mobile until you lose your virginity.

never

 

I wish I was a pretty little girl.

 

Granted, but Garfield was your father.

 

I wish I had moar wow gold

[Flick]

Granted, but you're stuck with virgin mobile until you lose your virginity.

never

 

I wish I was a pretty little girl.

 

Granted, but its actually a barbie doll

 

I wish i would not be stuck with virgin mobile or t mobile instead i could communicate with my mind at will

[Zaraki]

Granted, but you fall into a pit full of pedo priests on the way home, thinking about laying you, bye bye virginity ;)

 

 

I wish i could make this thread end with a finishing blow and start a new thread about chinese people, screaming to the bombs falling from the sky.

[TheVirus]

Granted, but you fall into a pit full of pedo priests on the way home, thinking about laying you, bye bye virginity ;)

 

 

I wish i could make this thread end with a finishing blow and start a new thread about chinese people, screaming to the bombs falling from the sky.

 

Granted, but your thread gets deleted.

 

I wish I were drunk.

[ScubaToaster]

Granted but then you get assaulted by a guy in a chicken suit.

 

I wish I could get wasted on beer for one night without worrying about work the next day.

[Boobcake]

Granted but then you get assaulted by a guy in a chicken suit.

 

I wish I could get wasted on beer for one night without worrying about work the next day.

 

Granted, but you die from alcohol poisoning,

 

I wish my post count was higher

[Gumpy]

Granted, but you die from alcohol poisoning,

 

I wish my post count was higher

 

Granted, but everyone calls you gay for spending all your time on the forum.

 

I wish people in this thread would corrupt the wish directly above their post, instead of this BS.

[ScubaToaster]

Granted but then that would mean there was some sembelance of order in this forum.

 

I wish I could fly.

[Guest Vivian556]

Granted but then that would mean there was some sembelance of order in this forum.

 

I wish I could fly.

 

Granted, but you ran into a jet

 

I wish I had a better computer

[Cromyth]

Granted, but it breaks when you plug it in

 

I wish I could get a job