Corrupt-a-Wish!

[Stevee]

Granted, It was your dads penis tho.

 

I wish the wishes that we wish come true and cause an apocalypse.

 

But then the world finished Before the wishes came true.

 

I wish STD's Didnt exist ..

[Mad Dogg]

But then the world finished Before the wishes came true.

 

I wish STD's Didnt exist ..

 

Granted but nao there is 60 milliard ppl in wordl and internet crashed,

 

i wanna new hat

[hV]

Granted, but your hat is far too small for your head.

 

I wish I could wake up in the mornings.

[Stevee]

Granted but nao there is 60 milliard ppl in wordl and internet crashed,

 

i wanna new hat

 

do you know what STD's are ?

[Flick]

do you know what STD's are ?

 

Granted, but... wait wtf GTFO

[ScubaToaster]

Granted, but your hat is far too small for your head.

 

I wish I could wake up in the mornings.

 

Granted, but then everyone calls you a loser and a prep for getting up on time.

 

I wish I could do this ------>

[Slavic]

Granted, but then everyone calls you a loser and a prep for getting up on time.

 

I wish I could do this ------>

 

Granted, but now your a flamer living in Miami with your "roommate" Jose'.

 

I wish I could get it up

[Harbor]

Granted, but now your a flamer living in Miami with your "roommate" Jose'.

 

I wish I could get it up

 

Granted: but now you cant get it down.

 

I wish I could bhop

[Crazy Dane]

Granted: but now you cant get it down.

 

I wish I could bhop

 

You teach the basics but them your computer crashes and you can't get a new one before in 4 years and have forgot how to do it.

I wish I had a TF2 hat.

[HankTheTank]

I wish I had a TF2 hat.

 

Granted. But you get the new "Pile of feces" hat.

 

I wish people would go away.