the guide to kickass cookies

[Kappa The 3rd]

here is my picture tutorial on how to make cookies that kick total ass!

 

1. you will need 1 stick of butter, 1 egg, 2 pots, a strainer, cookie mix that requires butter and a half ounce of a special ingredient.

 

2. get a small pan, fill it with water, and get a bigger pan to put on top, all we want to do is melt the butter, not cook it!

 

3. once the water in the bottom pot is boiling, reduce the heat to halfway and start melting that butter

 

4. now here you add your special ingredient that makes them so very kick ass, doesnt matter if its ground or not, just throw it in!

 

5. after about 5-10 minutes the special ingredient will have softened up alot and changed the look of the butter. you want to let it sit like this with occasional stirring for about 35 minutes so the butter absorbs all that goodness.

 

6. now after the time has elapsed you go ahead and get yourself a nice strainer, i use cheesecloth but thats because im Canadian.

 

7. make sure to squeeze out all that wonderful golden butter!!!!

 

8. now sit back and relax, you just successfully created cannabutter, drink that pop youve been saving for a special occasion. the butter has to cool down in the fridge so it doesnt melt the chocolate chips in the cookie mix! or else you end up with chocolate cookies and thats no fun

 

9. mmmmmmmmmmmmm lukewarm butterrrrrrrr

 

10. mix that shit like theres no tomorrow and when your arm is to tired to keep stirring, switch hands and keep fucking mixing it.

 

 

11. now its one big ball of cookie dough, time to cook that shit. get out a cookie sheet and preheat your oven to 375C

 

12. cookies about 5 minutes into cooking

 

13. ready to eat after only 10 minutes? now dont those look good?

[Acipere]

omfg I

[TheVirus]

Why did you put oregano in your cookies?

[ReGIONALS]

lolvirus

[Wookies]

Gimme the cookies?!?!

 

Cookies for wookies!

[TheTruth]

4. now here you add your special ingredient that makes them so very kick ass, doesnt matter if its ground or not, just throw it in!

 

You're doing that like... not correctly.

[Kappa The 3rd]

You're doing that like... not correctly.

 

 

and how am i doing it incorrectly?

[Desum]

i see what u did thar

[Pulse]

This seems like a good use of time.

 

THEY LOOK NASTY!

[Phonicz]

so you not making them right