Funny Q&A for McDonalds.

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http://www.makeupyourownmind.co.uk/questions.html

 

Takes a while to search but there are a lot of funny questions on the site that are actually answered by Mickey Ds

 

-Is it true that Ronald Mcdonald used to be a normal 16yr old employee before he had an accident and fell into the deep fryer and came out all clown like and mentally retarded? I heard he couldn't speak at all anymore and never left the restaurant so McDonalds covered it up by making him the mascot. I saw this in PETA's documentary on your restaurant. Please set him free. This is a gross violation of child bondage laws.

 

Ronald McDonald has been the company's Chief Happiness Officer since 1963 and he's definitely well and free as you can see at his website http://www.bigredshoes.co.uk. McDonald's can only assume that the 'documentary' you saw was fictitious.

 

-When I was six years old I visited McDonalds with my cousin Frank. That day we met Ronald McDonald and The Hamburglar. My cousin Frank was inspired by Ronald and is now a succesful clown. I was inspired by the Hamburglar and am tempted to get into a life of crime. Will McDonalds reinstate this character so I can meet with him and exchange hints and tips? I don't want to end up in jail.

 

Hamburglar is no longer used in McDonald's UK advertising, and there are no plans to re-introduce him.