LegalSmash Posted April 8, 2008 Content Count: 2936 Joined: 02/04/08 Status: Offline Share Posted April 8, 2008 GI joe movie http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/G.I._Joe_%28film%29#cite_note-22 For those of us that grew up in the 80s and 90s wed remember the great shows that were GI Joe, American hero, and the others related to these specific shows. Well. They are making a movie. I think it will suck Its live action, and that little fruitcake from 10 things i hate about you is going to be cobra commander. The black guy from Oz that rapes people is going to be heavy duty (because roadblock wouldnt be the obvious choice for the token black guy to toss in" there we go people. Another childhoold memory of mine shattered by hollywood. I hope they pirate their sacreligious asses to bankruptcy Link to comment
Italian Jew Posted April 8, 2008 Content Count: 4473 Joined: 11/26/07 Status: Offline Share Posted April 8, 2008 I am worried about the kids these days watching this and thinking G.I. Joe sucks because of this movie. They semi-fucked up Transformers and now this... Next year it will be Pogs the movie Link to comment
Slavic Posted April 9, 2008 Content Count: 1938 Joined: 09/15/07 Status: Offline Share Posted April 9, 2008 I'm down for a pogs movie I have the animated GI Joe Movie, which kicks ass by the way Link to comment
Italian Jew Posted April 9, 2008 Content Count: 4473 Joined: 11/26/07 Status: Offline Share Posted April 9, 2008 Yeah, the old one? You can make a great movie with a meager budget, but if you toss millions at it...it will suck. At least thats what tends to happen... Link to comment
suricruise Posted April 9, 2008 Content Count: 4354 Joined: 12/24/07 Status: Offline Share Posted April 9, 2008 Yeah, the old one? You can make a great movie with a meager budget, but if you toss millions at it...it will suck. At least thats what tends to happen... Thats not always true. Street Fighter had a meager budget and SUCKED!!! It might not end up being all that bad. But i am hoping they make a Snorks movie:) Link to comment
LegalSmash Posted April 9, 2008 Content Count: 2936 Joined: 02/04/08 Status: Offline Share Posted April 9, 2008 rofl at the past 2 Link to comment
LegalSmash Posted April 9, 2008 Content Count: 2936 Joined: 02/04/08 Status: Offline Share Posted April 9, 2008 I loved "gi joe the movie" it had a hell of an ensemble cast for the voices. Don Johnson back in his heyday as Lt. Falcon, etc. It was a great movie imho to go with a great kids cartoon. It should have been a direct to vid release though. That being said, I think this one, live action, 2008 version, put forth 21 years after the last one (I cnat believe i can say that) is going to suck major monkey balls. Live action has never worked out in hte benefit of the series/game/movie being portrayed. Remember that god awful mario movie? Remember Judge Dredd Remember transformers (that movie was crap, im sorry) He-man? Its just like fate man, live action editions of movies are doomed to suck ass, I'm not sure why, but it should be a law of nature. Not only that, but GI joe of old was not just a cartoon, it was a 22 minute, 30 second vehicle, character, and playset commercial. That is part of what made GI joe great. "Duke, Cobra has the COBRA HAMMERHEAD" "Dont worry ladee Jay, Cobra may have the COBRA HAMMERHEAD in thier sleek COBRA BASE WITH RETRACTIBLE TOP AND FLYING BALLS we have the USS FLAGG and the FORTRESS AMERICA! Theyll never win. YOOOO JOE! That is what made the show great. It was violent without showing the conseqences of the violence. Both the Joes and Cobra would have been kicked out of the military for being notoriously bad shots. I feel live action will just kill this whole feel to it. Link to comment
Jewpiter Posted April 9, 2008 Content Count: 2661 Joined: 02/11/08 Status: Offline Share Posted April 9, 2008 ohhhh channing tatum is going to star in in? hes so dreamy Link to comment
Slavic Posted April 9, 2008 Content Count: 1938 Joined: 09/15/07 Status: Offline Share Posted April 9, 2008 I loved "gi joe the movie" it had a hell of an ensemble cast for the voices. Don Johnson back in his heyday as Lt. Falcon, etc. It was a great movie imho to go with a great kids cartoon. It should have been a direct to vid release though. That being said, I think this one, live action, 2008 version, put forth 21 years after the last one (I cnat believe i can say that) is going to suck major monkey balls. Live action has never worked out in hte benefit of the series/game/movie being portrayed. Remember that god awful mario movie? Remember Judge Dredd Remember transformers (that movie was crap, im sorry) He-man? Its just like fate man, live action editions of movies are doomed to suck ass, I'm not sure why, but it should be a law of nature. Not only that, but GI joe of old was not just a cartoon, it was a 22 minute, 30 second vehicle, character, and playset commercial. That is part of what made GI joe great. "Duke, Cobra has the COBRA HAMMERHEAD" "Dont worry ladee Jay, Cobra may have the COBRA HAMMERHEAD in thier sleek COBRA BASE WITH RETRACTIBLE TOP AND FLYING BALLS we have the USS FLAGG and the FORTRESS AMERICA! Theyll never win. YOOOO JOE! That is what made the show great. It was violent without showing the conseqences of the violence. Both the Joes and Cobra would have been kicked out of the military for being notoriously bad shots. I feel live action will just kill this whole feel to it. Hey I liked the judge dredd movie, but the mario one was a little weird. Link to comment
Italian Jew Posted April 9, 2008 Content Count: 4473 Joined: 11/26/07 Status: Offline Share Posted April 9, 2008 Mario was alright...a bit weird, but it was decent. Needed more mushroom eating and cowbell and Yoshi.... Link to comment
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