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Do you want to do math? Let's add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply!

 

Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

 

My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast

 

What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!

 

HAHAH!!

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