BlackJack Posted November 21, 2010 Content Count: 96 Joined: 05/16/10 Status: Offline Share Posted November 21, 2010 I was thinking... Chuck Norris is cool... Those who don't admire Chuck Norris are the ones that never hear of him... So [To make] his name known, I wanted to make up a thread of Chuck Norris jokes to get the name out [and] st00f... Any Chuck Norris jokes [except] for [the] racist ones will do... Example: Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet... Link to comment
MattShadows Posted November 21, 2010 Content Count: 561 Joined: 10/19/10 Status: Offline Share Posted November 21, 2010 There is no chin behind Chuck Norris beard, there is only another fist. 1 Link to comment
Cromyth Posted November 21, 2010 Content Count: 2942 Joined: 06/07/09 Status: Offline Share Posted November 21, 2010 If Chuck Norris saw this thread, he would shoot himself in the face with a shotgun 7 Link to comment
Coffee Crisp Posted November 21, 2010 Content Count: 4960 Joined: 06/20/07 Status: Offline Share Posted November 21, 2010 I'd laugh at them if this was 2005 but sadly..... 3 Link to comment
BlackJack Posted November 21, 2010 Content Count: 96 Joined: 05/16/10 Status: Offline Share Posted November 21, 2010 The boogeyman checks his closet for chuck norris Link to comment
SATAN Posted November 21, 2010 Content Count: 920 Joined: 02/11/08 Status: Offline Share Posted November 21, 2010 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. 1 Link to comment
MattShadows Posted November 21, 2010 Content Count: 561 Joined: 10/19/10 Status: Offline Share Posted November 21, 2010 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. LMAO, is that even possible ? 1 Link to comment
Sandvich Posted November 21, 2010 Content Count: 211 Joined: 06/30/10 Status: Offline Share Posted November 21, 2010 LMAO, is that even possible ? ...for Chuck Norris it is. Cigarettes smoked by Chuck Norris die from lung cancer. 1 Link to comment
matt Posted November 21, 2010 Content Count: 2947 Joined: 06/07/10 Status: Online Share Posted November 21, 2010 (edited) Chuck Norris doesent sleep.........he waits Chuck Norris went to the virgin Islands....................now there just called the islands 1 Edited November 21, 2010 by matt Link to comment
Senior Posted November 21, 2010 Content Count: 950 Joined: 03/09/08 Status: Offline Share Posted November 21, 2010 Hilarious thread. 1 Link to comment
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