Do you have a girl/boyfriend? 73 members have voted

[iNorris]

Nope. But I will on New Year's Eve.

[Boobcake]

99 problems.

[hV]

99 problems.

 

22 people in this thread so far have 100 problems.

[Hazmat]

I don't want a girlfriend atm. So I just have like 4 friends with benefits. Works out better that way.

[Harpr33t]

I hope she dies in a fire.

[Stevee]

wat

 

I suppose you want to get thanked for that useful post?

[2DG]

I suppose you want to get thanked for that useful post?

 

I suppose you want to get thanked too for this very useful post?

[Tcp-Kill]

Hey Faggots,

 

My name is tcp, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

 

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

[Stevee]

Hey Faggots,

 

My name is tcp, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

 

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

 

Lol.

Thanks Tcp. Finally someone with a life.. And now everyone's going to quote this post and say something to piss me off , but you guys aren't pissing me off. Life's great , I don't need a bunch of internet kids telling me anything

And if you want , add me on facebook .. (not that i'll accept ) to see how much of a no lifer I am .. lol jk http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1564782524

[Frostbyte]

Hey Faggots,

 

My name is tcp, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it's fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.

 

Don't be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I'm pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than "jack off to naked drawn Japanese people"? I also get straight A's, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.

 

This ish right here puts me to shame. Now if the people who populate the forum would excuse me, I've got some nikes and some sizzurp that are beckoning me off of my stoop.