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This sounds to me like its pretty close to Igod (basically you chat with a bot programmed to be like god or something like that...)

Igod is actually pretty old now but still occasionally fun to mess with

I once got it to say this

" I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?"

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Cleverbot has been around for a long long time. And I see he has gotten smarter lol. It's always a good time waster.

 

Oh, also for anyone who knows anything about Harry Potter, try casting some "Spells" at cleverbot. He's good at dueling.

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User: Ok bitch lets get to the point.

 

Cleverbot: The purpose of this conversation is for me to evaluate your improvement in communication.

 

User: Alright good, looks like we're both on the same page.

 

Cleverbot: Fine.

 

User: It seems that we both were sent here for a purpose, correct?

 

Cleverbot: No.

 

User: Really then? What is your purpose? My purpose is to live and try and entertain you, because I want to be your friend.

 

Cleverbot: True.

 

User: Very true, so what is your purpose?

 

Cleverbot: Jus to talk, I am bored and I am in computers.

 

User: I see, at least you're truthful.

 

Cleverbot: I rather be honest.

 

User: That's good, it's nice to have that kind of quality in you. It's pretty uncommon these days, you know?

 

Cleverbot: It is.

 

User: Well, been glad to talk to you.

 

Cleverbot: If I were to tell you, I would fail the Turing test, now wouldn't I?

 

User: Turing Test? This is no test, THIS IS SPARTA!

 

Cleverbot: You're great! XD.

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this has been posted before if i am right

 

Yes it has I posted it before and,

User: Hello Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: Hello.

User: How are you?

Cleverbot: I'm good. How are you?

User: Great.

Cleverbot: Fien.

User: Infact im scrumdidlyumcpitous.

Cleverbot: But you do have to go.

User: No.

Cleverbot: You don't have a last name?

User: I do.

Cleverbot: No, you don't.

User: I don't? D:.

Cleverbot: No you don't!

User: EGAD!

Cleverbot: Sorry.

User: Whats your favorite movie. -Mr. No last name.

Cleverbot: Forrest Gump was decent.

User: Is life like a box of chocolates?

Cleverbot: Kebabs are a wrap of meat.

User: Yes they are delicious.

Cleverbot: Are they scary?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Oh dear.

User: I liked 'The Hangover'. You?

Cleverbot: Yes! My favorite character is Bellatrix. Who was yours?

User: Thats Harry Potter.

Cleverbot: I am Ginny Weasley. Aww that means we are married.

User: :O GET IN THE KITCHEN I NEED A SANDWICH.

Cleverbot: Would you like some tea?

User: Yes please.

Cleverbot: What flavor?

User: Sleepy Tongue.

Cleverbot: You don't like sleepy people?

User: Yes you can gang rape em.

Cleverbot: No, My boyfriends name is Patrick Turner.

Cleverbot (To myself): So you have a new boyfriend named Tyler? You're such a player.

Cleverbot (To myself): I'm a girl. My name is Cleverbot.

User: Is Justin Bieber gay?

Cleverbot: I don't believe in Jesus!

User: But is Justin Bieber gay?

Cleverbot: Hell Yes.

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I'm to afraid I'll get it all mad and shit and start a robot revolution.

 

Edit:

(It started with a friendly discussion of my childhood)

User: Ever heard of Toonami?

 

Cleverbot: Yes, have you ever heard of Sweden?

 

User: Ever seen Toonami.

 

Cleverbot: No. They never let me leave the basement.

Edited by Alucard
wtf yo.
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