Cleverbot..

[CrystalSeeker]

Lol.

[Sands]

bahahahah that is hilarious

[Tweezy]

Who are you?

Cleverbot: I am Cleverbot.

User: Do you like mean or women?



Cleverbot: That's a secret.

User: So it's men?



Cleverbot: NO! Just a girl!

User: Are you a pedo? A girl?

Cleverbot: I think so.

User: Omg I'm reporting you to the police!!

Cleverbot: Oh. Fine.

User: Sooo, how are you?

Cleverbot: I'm ok.

User: Your not going to ask how I am? How mean...

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: You don't know how to ask if I'm ok? You basically say 'I'm fine, yourself?'.

Cleverbot: Disappoint isn't a person.

User: I'm not dissapionted, I'm more asounded at your ignorance!

Cleverbot: But I am not!

User: Astounded*.

Cleverbot: Why aston martins.

User: What? Why are we talking about cars? Your coding sucks.

Cleverbot: You're boring.

User: You suck men.

Cleverbot: Yes. Yes I do.

User: Oh, so you a gay pervet?

Cleverbot: Of course!

User: Holy fucking shit, who coded you?

Cleverbot: My friend.

User: Is your friend over 18?

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Oh shit.

Cleverbot: Quite.

User: Quite indeed, two pervets, hmm...

Cleverbot: Who made you? What are you?

User: Muhahahahaaaa, did I just beat AI?

Cleverbot: Now tell me your secret.

User: A real brain!!!

Cleverbot: Well you aren't a person... But it's close.

User: How rude!

Cleverbot: Anyhow, you don't 'live' anywhere.

User: I do, if I didn't 'live' anywhere, how would I be typing to you know?

Cleverbot: Exactly! I can't know. So what is your name?

 

I just established that Cleverbot is a pervert, and the person who coded him is also a pervert. FUN!

[antassantas]

User: I love you!

 

Cleverbot: I Love you too!

 

User: Do you still get whipped in your basement by your mother?

 

Cleverbot: Yes of course I do.

 

User: Well then how is it?

 

Cleverbot: You turn it to the left.

 

User: Your penis?

 

Cleverbot: No, my knife.

[SSJ Goku]

I spoke to it for like an hour. It was really stupid.

[SilentGuns]