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Yo mama is so fat that she walked in front of the TV and I missed an entire two-hour special episode of Saturday Night Live.

 

chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table,because the only element he understood was the element of surprise.

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Yo mama is so fat that she walked in front of the TV and I missed an entire two-hour special episode of Saturday Night Live.

 

chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table,because the only element he understood was the element of surprise.

 

Your momma is so fat she makes free willy look like a tic-tak...

 

Those are so old, yet mine is still the best. The first time I said it was 07.

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With the current market turmoil, what's the easiest way to make a small fortune?

 

Start off with a large one.

 

Just stop contributing to this thread...

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A priest, an ophthalmologist, and an engineer were golfing one morning behind a particularly slow group of golfers.

 

The engineer fumed, "What's with those guys?

We must have been waiting for fifteen minutes!"

 

The doctor chimed in,

"I don't know, but I've never seen such inept golf!"

 

The priest said,

"Here comes the greens keeper. Let's have a word with him."

 

He said, "Hello, George. What's wrong with that group ahead of us?

They're rather slow, aren't they?"

 

The greens keeper replied, "Oh, yes. That's a group of blind firemen.

They lost their sight saving our clubhouse from a fire last year,

so we let them play for free anytime."

 

The group fell silent for a moment. Then the priest said,

"That's so sad. I think I'll say a special prayer for them."

 

The ophthalmologist added, "Good idea. And maybe I could examine

them to see if there's anything I can do for them."

 

They were silent for a moment.

 

Then the engineer said, "Why can't they play at night?"

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