RaIphawado Posted May 25, 2011 Content Count: 131 Joined: 03/23/11 Status: Offline Share Posted May 25, 2011 (edited) What does 1 saggy tit say to the other saggy tit ? We better get some support soon or people will think we're nuts! 4 Edited May 25, 2011 by RaIphawado Link to comment
themuffinman Posted May 25, 2011 Content Count: 421 Joined: 03/04/10 Status: Offline Share Posted May 25, 2011 so theres this kid that lives on a farm, he wakes up one morning and goes downstairs for breakfast and his mom tells him he needs to tend to the animals in the barn before he can eat, this of course ticks him off a bit so he does so rather angrily and goes back into the house and sees a bowl of cereal with no milk in it sitting on the table, so he ask his mom where are his bacon and eggs, his mom tells him that she saw him kick the chicken so he cant have eggs for a week, she also saw him kick the pig, so he gets no bacon for a week, she saw him hit the cow as well so he gets no milk for a week. a few minutes later his dad come walking down the stairs and kicks the cat out of the way...the boy grins, looks at his mom and says "should you tell him or should i?" 4 Link to comment
RaIphawado Posted May 25, 2011 Content Count: 131 Joined: 03/23/11 Status: Offline Share Posted May 25, 2011 lol had to read it twice to understand it nice one ;d 1 Link to comment
bethy Posted May 25, 2011 Content Count: 6213 Joined: 09/20/08 Status: Offline Share Posted May 25, 2011 A teacher asks her class, “If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left?” She calls on little Johnny. He replies, ”None, they all fly away with the first gun shot” The teacher replies “The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking.” Then Little Johnny says “I have a question for YOU. There are three women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married?” The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, “Well I suppose the one that’s gobbled down the top and sucked the cone” To which Little Johnny replied, “The correct answer is the one with the wedding ring on, but I like your thinking.” 9 Link to comment
matt 187 Posted May 25, 2011 Content Count: 2678 Joined: 08/07/07 Status: Offline Share Posted May 25, 2011 3 Link to comment
Wicked Pissah Posted May 25, 2011 Content Count: 1025 Joined: 12/31/10 Status: Offline Share Posted May 25, 2011 ^ I guess that technically allows him to punch her... err... him. 1 Link to comment
Banana Joe Posted May 25, 2011 Content Count: 3056 Joined: 01/25/10 Status: Offline Share Posted May 25, 2011 imgur: the simple image sharer Nuff said, sorry if it still can't be posted. Lol. 4 Link to comment
Supa Posted May 25, 2011 Content Count: 1765 Joined: 12/30/09 Status: Offline Share Posted May 25, 2011 What do you call four Hispanics stuck in quicksand? Cuatro Cinco =] 1 Link to comment
hV Posted May 25, 2011 Content Count: 930 Joined: 12/27/09 Status: Offline Share Posted May 25, 2011 imgur: the simple image sharer Nuff said, sorry if it still can't be posted. Lol. Read THIS image first then mine: http://i.imgur.com/YpTzH.jpg 2 Link to comment
sebak Posted May 25, 2011 Content Count: 1710 Joined: 02/03/11 Status: Offline Share Posted May 25, 2011 what did the chinesse guy say to the other chinesse guy. herro ping pang 1 Link to comment
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