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If you win, go to http://www.geforce.com/games-applications/pc-games/batman-arkham-origins/deals-promotions to redeem it. I'll PM you the code. Since I bought this from `Murica, I would suggest you say you live in the US when you redeem the code. I have no idea what restrictions there are. Worse case scenario is I'll redeem it and mega.co.nz the shit to you or something.

 

To enter, post a haiku about Steam Gamers. A haiku is a poem in 5-7-5 format. For example:

 

Steam Gamers is where

I do post images of

hot chicks and gross things.

 

The first line has 5 syllables, the second 7, and the last 5. I will rate the entries on a scale of 1-5 and enter your name that many times into a list of all entries. If you don't write a haiku you just get 1 entry. If you write an irrelevant haiku or a copy/pasta from the Google then you get 1 entry as it doesn't count.

 

 

Best luck.

 

Edit: I reserve the right to change the rules and disqualify anyone for any reason I see fit. Contest closes whenever I feel like it. You must be a member that has registered BEFORE October 15th 2013.

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SteamGaymers is gay

And so is Virus' face

What more can I say?

 

TV Edit: I'd give you 4 points for being mean, but I'll give you 5 points just to spite you.

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his virginity

will badboi ever lose it

no probably not

 

TV Edit: 4 points for making fun of an innocent bystander.

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Edgy mode is on

Posting dwarf and hentai porn

Boy, it turns me on

 

also objection, Octa doesn't have 7 syllables in his second line

 

To add to Octa's newest post, I also count 6 syllables in the first line of BoA's haiku, it's a technicality though.

 

TV Edit: 4 points because dwarf porn fucking freaks me out.

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Edgy mode is on

Posting dwarf and hentai porn

Boy, it turns me on

 

also objection, Octa doesn't have 7 syllables in his second line

 

Yeah, he does. "And So Is Vi-Ru-S-Z Face'. It's a technicality, though.

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Here’s another one.

Get ready, B to the oA

collaboration

 

TV Edit: 1 point for having the wrong amount on the 2nd line.

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virus I hate you

mister potato sack lives

in my mind, lasting

 

TV Edit: 1 point for having 6 on the last line instead of 5.

 

duble edit: I FIX IT

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