The Book of the 3 Word Story

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So here comes the summary everyday of the 3 word story so far i can make it!

(This is page 1 till 9)

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Chapter 1: Where it all begins!

Once upon a midnight dream, I rip in space time, my dad buying a macbook.

ate me, while my mom watched me masturbate into the mouth of huwajuxs giant anus.

 

But then i found my own stick of truth in james butt and put it so so far back up there.

I then realized, What the fuck i forgot to eat an ass fuck my cat, check the mail and brush my teeth with the

toothbrush made of raw human flesh, it tasted like the tip of the euphoric fedora.

 

So i immediately had a wank for my dad and mom too. To honor their stupid fucking gnomes and shitty potatoes.

But seriously though, i was horny like really horny. Like, too horny very much so.

you fucking losers is, what scuba (who's a faggot) said, then he fucked a vajankle.

Which left scars the size of vick's tiny penis.

 

Then the vajankle committed a gay sin against James and als retro.

Slipped on a lubricated and scented neck which gave cancer that also plays jeff bridges.

That happens to impregnate every little midget at the local skating rink.

 

But then the local psychotic hobo, who played drums, came on the and touched thumbs with the man.

A black man robbed me of xdoodles virginity and gave him aids.

So i wrestled Motox's nappy hair with colored dualies.

That were covered and very rotten in slimy sticky.

 

Goddamn thomsons, so i ate them.

They tasted like yellow tinted mayonnaise.

Suddenly i realized today is monday.

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Chapter 2: Goddamn Thomsons and The Adventures of Tom Brady

 

And i need 500 sweety men to show me a goddamn thomson.

So korean ninja kicked goddamn thomson in the face and started to piss on his face and mine.

Just for fun, while his mother touched her toes/nail which release Octa's honorific smell.

 

That spread into Tom Brady: Goat.

Which then gave Tom Brady Aids and goddamn thomsons fisted Korean Ninja with two hands.

And Tom Brady fondled Tom Brady, leading to Tom Brady to transform into Tom Brady.

 

Before he realized that Tom Brady was infact Tom Brady in disguise.

Leading Tom Brady to the conclusion that Tom Brady was Tom Brady.

 

Then we realized how gay Tom Cruise was.

While Tom Brady was a fucking baller.

 

Honestly, how cute is Tom Brady?

But after that he got killed, he was revived and elected President.

Becoming a true fudge packer with dicks for eyes and a giant heart of gold.

 

Praise Tom Brady and his football.

For he never betrayed Demacia's king.

With him he would have sex with doodles' extremely hard without a,

a giant motherfucking purple pussy poppin'

 

Toe with the anus of R3tro swelling up like Tom Brady's internal undivided football spirit and e p i k m e m e s.

He fucked a goat to death, while being attacked by Tom Brady and his fish fell into his virginia full of miniature Tom Bradys.

He slowly got Capp'n lost CA.

[Motox]

Great ending.

[williamc_d]

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tom fking brady

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Chapter 3: Fucking Tom and a cow called Samuel L Jackson

 

Fucking tom said, red goes faster then the speed of the flying man bear pig.

Dressed in a Tom Brady suit, while Marshawn Lynch ate his skittles and Tom Brady is Tom Brady.

 

Who is also Samuel L Jackson with a large royale with Cheese.

Platter full of Tom Brady's Footballs.

Deflated by Tom ,signed by Tom and fucked by obama's healthcare program.

 

With Tom Brady, who has a bad football player named Tom Brady.

He fucked a cow with aids under the bleachers.

 

The cows name? Samuel L Jackson.

Its Tom brady.

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Come on people more inspiration for Chapter 4 please!